what are you going to do about it?
2007-07-23 11:20:52 · 31 answers · asked by shark o.o 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lock myself upstairs and get my gun
2007-07-23 11:23:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
At times, a question such as this will elicit dozens and dozens of elaborate schemes to spare a householder an unwanted conversation with Jehovah's Witness door-to-door ministers.
All such schemes are a complete and utter waste of time!
Many of your neighbors have figured it out, and it's really quite simple:
1. Open the door
2. Smile (optional)
3. Ask "Jehovah's Witness?"
4. Receive affirmation
5. Say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested"
6. Gently close the door (slamming is rude, but your prerogative)
Please recognize that Jehovah's Witnesses are not primarily interested in converts, but in working to obey Jesus' command to preach (Matt 24:14; Matt 28:19,20).
Learn more:
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-07-24 03:13:15 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Charity. I had tried everything else. I answered the door wearing nothing but a tiny T-shirt. The old man was practically drooling, his wife couldn't drag him away fast enough!
2007-07-23 18:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by Running Gal 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think they are at my door. I'm using the prison library right now..... On the other hand ... the library has a door ...or could they come back to my cell later.
2007-07-23 18:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Do what I did last time Shotgun under nose = pissed knickers and very worried look. Me I had a Big smile I also got to say "Get off me land!" brilliant!
2007-07-23 18:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lord Inquisitor 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Quick Marge get the shotgun
2007-07-23 18:23:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Let my Dobermans out?! Just kidding. I'd have no problem with it as long as they don't keep me too long at the door talking about something I'm not interested in.
2007-07-23 18:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by Shanna 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Answer the door shirtless with my gun in my waistband and talk to them. It really seems to freak them out.
2007-07-23 18:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by cptndaveahoe 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i am catholic and have a sign posted on my door that says this is a catholic home, don't get too many knocking these days...
2007-07-23 18:23:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ask them why they are coming to see me at work. Plus, there's a "No Soliciting" sign clearly posted.
2007-07-23 18:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd answer the door and tell them that Jesus IS God and once they understand that they may come back.
2007-07-23 18:25:56 · answer #11 · answered by Stranger In My Heart 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋