1. One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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2. Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Sorry to all the blonds out there thats why I included redheads and brunettes!!!!
2007-07-23 10:49:53 · 6 answers · asked by BellaCullen~<3~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Offensive...yet totally hilarious!
I give you a star!
2007-07-23 10:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! So this is a Blond contest Eh? Theres a bernette and a blonde that are sisters and that they want a bull for there ranch. The blonde drives her sister to the ranch and drives away. She has 600$ and the bull fee precisely 599$. She will pay and she or he desires her sister to %. her up and she or he has no cellular telephone. She walkes to the telogram and the guy says a million$ for each be conscious. She merely has a million$. She thinks lots and she or he made up her techniques. She sayed "tell my sister COMFORTBLE." . "How will the be conscious comfortble make your sister come?" the guy requested. " My sister's blonde she would be waiting to be certain it great and sluggish. (COM-FOR-TA-BLE) And good shaggy dog tale. celeb.
2016-10-22 11:22:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the mating call of the SoCal blond?
"I am like soooooo drunk."
2007-07-23 10:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naaah! I've heard these before - and I am blonde (A NATURAL BLONDE) and I don't take offense.
2007-07-23 10:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Buju's-baby! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 2nd one.
2007-07-23 10:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by Summer Rain 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey that was mean! I'm a Blondie and every one says I'm smart. =|
2007-07-23 10:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋