Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do"
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
2007-07-23 10:30:40 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL I found this even funnier because I spend a lot of time in Florida and there's ALWAYS an older person asking a million questions at wal greens! lol
I love old people!
2007-07-23 10:34:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, it incredibly is soooo cool, I incredibly have not heard something so stable in an incredibly long term. everyday men, they want to triumph over and on no account relish the experience LOL. What a pitty men oftentimes could are starting to be so sensible in the event that they only want to spend a while with a women human beings procuring, they could have her eating out of his hand. do you want to bypass procuring? which will take us sthe total day hon. Take Care
2016-09-30 13:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-07-23 10:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderfully funny!
2007-07-31 02:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute! Here's a star
2007-07-23 10:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by cherrychapstick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Now if I can only remember to send it to my friends
2007-07-23 10:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! Really funny! You earned that star.
2007-07-23 10:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by beaddiva 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lolz!! thats soo funny :)
2007-07-24 01:17:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't make me laugh but I thought it was cute.
2007-07-23 10:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by MLJ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It did make me laugh
2007-07-23 10:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋