Urgent advice needed!
2007-07-23 10:21:59 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
midnite rambler yes thanks I have
2007-07-23 10:35:11 · update #1
may I point out the fact you have a broom in you hand :))
2007-07-23 10:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by Magster 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Make him swallow an entire bottle of beano and he'll never fart again! Then make him drink a full gallon of water to flush out any residue left behind!
2007-07-25 07:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Points to remember
Everyone has gas in the digestive tract.
People often believe normal passage of gas to be excessive.
Gas comes from two main sources: swallowed air and normal breakdown of certain foods by harmless bacteria naturally present in the large intestine.
Many foods with carbohydrates can cause gas. Fats and proteins cause little gas.
Foods that may cause gas include the following:
-Beans
-Vegetables, such as broccoli, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, onions, artichokes, and asparagus
-Fruits, such as pears, apples, and peaches
-Whole grains, such as whole wheat and bran
-Soft drinks and fruit drinks
-Milk and milk products, such as cheese and ice cream, and packaged foods prepared with lactose, such as bread, cereal, and salad dressing
-Foods containing sorbitol, such as dietetic foods and sugar-free candies and gums
The most common symptoms of gas are belching, flatulence, bloating, and abdominal pain. However, some of these symptoms are often caused by an intestinal motility disorder, such as irritable bowel syndrome, rather than too much gas.
The most common ways to reduce the discomfort of gas are changing diet, taking nonprescription or prescription medicines, and reducing the amount of air swallowed.
Digestive enzymes, such as lactase supplements, actually help digest carbohydrates and may allow people to eat foods that normally cause gas.
2007-07-23 10:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by Michael N 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Look closely at his diet and how he eats -does he wolf down his food with great gulps of air? Does he chew his food enough before swallowing? He needs to drink enough water and cut down on fizzy soft drinks.
In addition foods such as dairy products (milk,cheese,etc) , beans and foods soaked in oil (such as takeaway chicken) lead to an increase in gas.
2007-07-23 10:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by dawgz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get him to eat healthier or drink peppermint tea. Both will help his digestion and although he'll still f@rt, they shouldn't smell as bad.
Failing that refuse him sex until he stops lol
2007-07-29 10:21:00 · answer #5 · answered by Ju_Ju 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe me, there is nothing you can do. Men fart. A lot. There is no stopping it. Someday you will become jaded and not even notice it. Not even when he locks the car windows and there's no place to escape to.
2007-07-23 10:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel M 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Duct tape
2007-07-23 10:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Stop feeding him curry, beans and guinness!! Or try him on charcoal based remedies you can get in your local heath food shop.
2007-07-23 10:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by Moon Maid 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Farts are methane based and methane is an extremely explosive gas so tell him next time he farts you will set light to it and BLOW HIM AWAY
2007-07-29 11:00:57 · answer #9 · answered by tortoisewatch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat a bag of prunes before your next date. Give him a taste of his own medicine.
2007-07-23 10:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
he may explode if u stop him and im sure u wouldnt want that just give as good as u get that may slow him up a bit especially if urs are stinkier !
2007-07-23 10:29:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋