Can you answer all these???

Question

Well, I was bored and found these on a website. Can anybody answer these?

-If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
-Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
-Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
-If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
-Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
-Can you cry underwater?
-You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
-Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
-Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

-Would you die if you didn't pee?
-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
-Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
-Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
-What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
-Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
-Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
-Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
-How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?
-Do bald guys wash their head with soap or shampoo?

Answer 1

I can't stop laughing now!Do sleeping pills really have a warning that says "may cause drowsiness"?

Answer 2

-yes, movies do b/c people come in in the middle of a show sometimes and the show needs to end before the next scheduled show starts.
-you can say either. going off just sounds better ;)
-spongebobs parents are what real sponges look like. but spongebob is 'different.'
-I've never heard of someone yelling duck helping. but chickens run away from you when you chase them...i know that...but not the duck one.
-yes
-not money cents...like your 5 senses. only 2.
-yes...the tear mix with the water so it doesn't feel like you are.
-some may, other may not.
-because "one" causes drowsiness...2 may be worse
-when you think...you think in "your voice"...when you're mute, you cant hear you voice so you think in someone Else's voice or you imagine a voice...no hands. lol

Answer 3

- no.
-Why does one "take a pee" when one really leaves it?
-recessive gene.
-If peanut butter cookies contain peanut butter, then what do girl scout cookies contain?
- Probably not.
-One peeny for the thought, and other for the expression of that thought.
- Umm.... Duh.
-That's called indecent exposure. And no they would not be served.
- Why does my hair dyer say to not use it while in the shower or sleeping?
- Depends if they are deaf and mute or only mute.

Answer 4

-yes
- because some stupid person made it up
-because he is retarded
-because two differnet types of birds and ducks are better
-maybe.......for me yes or I will sue
-because I am worth more then a penny
-I never tried
-no most people wear pants
-Lol! because they make you sleepy
-IDK ask one some time.

-I would pee before I die
-Because he is running away from the birds he stole them from and hiding the evidence.
-Additcted to cousenling couslers
-They don't think
-IDK
-Yes
-Because it is called aducted
-I use an umbrella
-Because people who steal them do it cause they don't believe in god.
-Both maybe or soap .....idk

Fun Question from me: If peanut butter cookies contain peanut butter, then what do girl scout cookies contain?

Answer 5

yes
because its an alarm, alarms sound off.
he's adopted, he is a kitchen sponge.
idk
if they're in the wrong, yes...because you can file suit.
idk
yes, ask any woman who's ever had to get into the shower just to have a cry.
I think they should
Because you know some where some idiot said, I didn't know they'd make me sleepy
Both.

Answer 6

1.Probably not
2. true
3.good question...
4. don't get it
5. No, unless the home is not yours
6. ?
7.yes
8. no
9. because you might feel drowsy before/after you got to sleep
10. dont know

Answer 7

weird

Answer 8

I can, but I'm not going to. This would be better done as separate postings - you may get actual answers that way.

Answer 9

Nope.

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Answer 10

those are interesting to think about...i like the last one...