if a situation arose where a 6ft 3 weight lifting, kickboxing champion taunted you and picked a fight with?

Question

you, how could you deal with a situation like this? how could you possibly stand up to a guy like this?

(this is not an actual situation, just a proposed situation)

plus your girlfriends there with you to....what would you do?

Answer 1

Eyes, throat, nuts, little fingers and ankles.


Mostly the eyes though!

Answer 2

If at all possible, I would not stand up to a guy like this unless I had a death wish. If the situation arose and confrontation was truly unavoidable with no way at all to escape, then I would look for the closest available weapon and fight dirty as hell to even up the odds. A metal rod filled with concrete is a nice thing to have handy. I would consider grabbing him by the testicles hard as possible and twisting and not letting go until he cried uncle, sticking my thumbs in his neck in that little grove, gouging out his eyeballs, ripping off an ear, biting off a pinky, etc. I would not hesitate doing whatever it took to stay alive and escape. The moment I had the chance I would run like hell.

What I would NOT do is hang around if there were other options. Any sane person would get out of there and be glad they did. Survival first.

The smart thing would be to not stand up to him and find the nearest exit. If you couldn't escape, then lie down and play dead. Even if a girl was with you. A boyfriend isn't much good dead. In the scheme of life, muscles and fights don't mean much. Success and brains do. A girl respects a live good man with some common sense more than she does a punk.

Answer 3

I had this for real in a boozer in shephards bush last xmas
big brusier who i accidently nudged said"watch where your fing going knob rot" I said Ear mate, have a look at this. Where upon i produced a syringe full of blood.{dont matter
why i carry one}and calmly said Full blown ******* aids mate, yeah im one of them geezers who thinks"if im going down wonder how many are coming with me. know wot i mean? so i suggest you lighten up a bit because you might find yourself naked in your bathroom
saying to yourself "is that a spot or a pinprick" as you search every inch of your sweaty flesh, know wot i mean? He couldnt take in what had just happened. So i
said" anyway im off, might seeya later. And just walked
away. He left soon after scratching himself. Bloody funny. And i mean it when i typed"dont matter why i carry one"

Answer 4

right now, I'm a weak lamb so I'd do a runner
as I probably couldn't...but even a smaller person with the right training in martial arts can beat him! it's technique, not size...
but as Bruce Lee said (I think) strength is in the mind, not in the body..well, that's where it first comes from...have you seen how small babies have so much strength, have you tried pulling their toy out of their hands?
everybody has equal power...

Answer 5

From my point of view the real question would be "what would HE do?" i.e., can he kick my butt from 40 feet away because that's about my maximum effective range with a handgun.

Answer 6

Face off to him and distract him. Meanwhile get three of your mates to smash bottles over his head.

As he goes down, jump up and down on his face a few times then run before the coppers arrive

Answer 7

I guess it would be time to throw down then. At least when you lose you can say you lost to a kickboxing champ and all your friends would give you propers.

Answer 8

let him kick your ***...then politely call the police, and sue the hell out of him...in the old days, it used to be that you fought no matter what, because the old saying was, the bigger they are, the harder they fall...and I have seen some pretty small dudes, do some heavy duty a** whoopin...

Answer 9

Eat some cheese ie man or mouse

Answer 10

Kick him in the crown jewels.