A 60 year-old couple was celebrating their 40 years of marriage. During the celebration a fairy appeared!
"Because you have been such a loving couple all those years, I would like to give you each one wish."
The wife quickly chimed in,
"I want to travel around the world."
The fairy waved her wand and, POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly,
"Well, I'd like to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand and, POOF!... He was 90!
2007-07-23 09:14:33 · 37 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you see now, that's what I always say:
*be careful what you wish for*
:-)
2007-07-23 09:18:14 · answer #1 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Reminds me of similar joke" Same couple 60 years old
were getting a divorce when a fairy appears and grants
the Husband 3 wishes. The fairy say's what ever you wish for you Wife will get twice as much. So he thought for a minute
His first wish was to have a Million dollars in his bank account. " Poof " it was done. then his second wish was
to Always be happy. His third wish was He wanted to be
Beat half to death... ( that's an old one )
2007-07-31 08:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by say-la-vee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have given him knock out drops that lasted 30 years and sent her to the mall with his credit cards
2007-07-31 09:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by The Bright And Morning Star 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is funny because he wanted a wife that was 30yrs younger but he turned 30 yrs older.
2007-07-23 10:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Classic@!
2007-07-29 22:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! Thats good! That deserves a star!
2007-07-31 06:27:56 · answer #6 · answered by giggly nurse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of it before, but I still like it! Lol!
2007-07-31 04:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Din-din 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That will teach him to think before he opens his mouth
2007-07-27 06:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-07-30 16:43:39 · answer #9 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very, have a star
2007-07-23 09:18:29 · answer #10 · answered by Papa Dom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ah yes very funny
2007-07-28 07:17:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋