Someone i have recently come to hate tremendously, pissed all over my car. I being the nice guy i am didn't really do much to deserve that. But going against my nature i seek immediate revenge. I want your ideas for appropriate and worthy revenge, no simple pranks, this is war now.
2007-07-23 09:14:25 · 6 answers · asked by houseman2012 3 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
A man is parking and a Harley Davison pulls into his spot. Pissed off them man yells at the biker, but keeps driving and gets a worse parking spot. He walks past the bike and gets the license information. Within a few days the man looks up the bikers telephone number and keeps it in a safe place.
Later that day he was driving past his girlfriend’s house and noticed a black shinny Dodge in the driveway. The man hangs out and watches his girlfriend’s house. A guy comes out and gets into the Dodge truck. Instead of creating a scene, the man cautiously follows this truck to a house.
Now that the man has this information, he asks his girlfriend who the guy in the truck is. She tells him that it’s a co-worker and they’re just friends. His "gut" is screaming "Cheater", but he’s learned before not to jump to conclusions.
The man is up for a raise in his job. Unfortunatly, the boss tells him that they decided to outsource this positon across town to a man who drives a Harley. In disbelief, the man ponders if this job has been given to that Harley Driver in the parking lot.
A week or so passes. This man is having a really bad day with customers gripping, the boss pulling on the leash, and his mother nagging him. At witt’s end about to loose it, he sees the number of the burly biker dude who took his parking spot. He calls this number (using *69) and just starts cursing the man out. The biker replies with equal cursing and threats. Since the man used *69, he knows he’s safe. After venting on this dude for ½ hour, the man feels much - much better.
The next day, the man has a worse day, which climaxes in a near "Road Rage incident" near the man who drives the Dodge Truck’s house. So, the man ponders, and decides to get revenge by throwing eggs at the truck. He waits in hiding until the man comes out and see’s the truck covered with eggs. At sight of his Dodge he jumps up and down, throwing a temper-tantrum. The man feels so much better after this experience.
So this goes on for a week or two. Each day the man prankes either the Harley Dude or the Dodge Dude and makes their life miserable. This fixes his rage within. Since his rage is lower, he makes less and less pranks on these two men.
One day he see's the man who took his job. It was the Harley Dude!! Later that night, his girlfriend drops the bomb on him that the Dodge Truck driver is her true love. Calmly, the man accepts this and say’s good-bye to his girlfriend. As he leaves her place, he feels the anger bubbling and boiling. He grabs the phone and calls the Harley Dude and starts saying the fowlest most despicable insults he can come up with. The Harley Dude is screaming, “When I find you there will be nothing left of you … you are dead … hear me … I’ve had enough of this.”
(Smiling) the man replies, “Yeah well I live at (he gives the address of the Dodge Truck house) and I dare you to try” … “DARE YOU - fat good for nothing noise polluting Harley piece of junk driver … Dodge Trucks rule and I‘m going to run you over with my big black shinny Dodge you piece of S***”
The man gets over to the Dodge house ASAP. He sees the Harley Dude pull in on his bike and park next to the Dodge Truck. Immediately, the Harley Dude kicks the truck. Then the Dodge Truck Dude comes running out yelling, “Caught you at last … you’re going to pay for this!!!” … As the temper’s rise, a fist fight breaks out and the man watches both men being taken away in an ambulance ... he is satisfacted that he has had his revenge in full.
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Question is: Are you being set up like the Dodge Truck Driver?
2007-07-23 09:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for you! I am glad you are taking action against that behavior. Just don't do anything that will get you arrested.
What I would do is to set up hidden video cameras (or get one camcorder and hide in the bushes) and put some "bait" out there. Doesn't urine ruin the paint? If you catch him in the act, on camera, you could sue him in small claims court for the damage to your car. Be sure to file a police report. What he did is considered "vandalism".
I strongly recommend that you handle it the right way. If you don't, you could end up being the one charged with something and you would be paying a fine, instead of him being fined. Be patient. . . hit him in the wallet. Taking someone's money is the best justice. Then it's not "revenge".
2007-07-23 09:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about a phone call just to say "Hi! How ya doing?"... Or the next time you see him, wave and smile at him. Or send him a funny greeting card. Or just do something nice for him, like giving him a gift certificate to a car wash...
In other words, heap burning hot coals of shame on him for what he has done to you. The best revenge is to make him feel like an idiot for mistreating you.
2007-07-23 09:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by Todd J 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I love the first reply. Kill them with kindness and don't let them know that you were bothered by what they did even though you really want to get back at them.
2007-07-23 09:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by I LoVe ﷲ 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
By dwelling on it you're letting him win. His goal is probably attention, so ignore him, cut him out of your life completely, be better than him.
2007-07-23 09:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
why dont u piss on his car
2007-07-23 09:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋