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she asked me what an orgasm was so i did the right thing an told her.i mean yes i was shocked when she asked me it took me a few mins to tell her so after telling her what one was. all she had to say was oh right is that what it is i thought it was somthing else.as soon as she said that i clicked an knew what she ment to say it was organism...

SO the question is have you had a child say a word to you but they really ment to say somthing else?

2007-07-23 07:30:12 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

30 answers

Oh god! poor you!
A friends little boy came running up to me one day and said he had seen heroin in the park. Of course I got worried and gave him the big lecture about staying away from drugs and it was only when I asked him how he knew what it was that he had seen, and he said, "You know them big birds with a big beak that eats frogs!" He was talking about a Heron!

2007-07-23 08:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Whenever I'm asked by my kids what a word means, and it sounds a bit suspicious, I always ask them to say a sentence with the word in, so that I get it in the right context. I've been caught out many times over the years by my daughter who just HAD TO know everything !!

2007-07-23 08:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 1 0

I never had it before but my daughters only 2 and half so it is bound to happen. Don't worry too much about it. Just tell her sorry love mummy gave you the wrong explanation and give her the correct one, and she'll most likely soon forget the first explanation. Best of luck

2007-07-23 07:41:24 · answer #3 · answered by wendyegypt 2 · 1 0

i know that had to be hard, but i commend u for being honest with her. as a suggestion, (not telling you how to raise ur daughter), ask more questions next time "first" before u give her the answer. just to make sure u are both talking about the same thing.

2007-07-23 08:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by redd s 1 · 1 0

That is so funny!

My little boy is four and a massive fan of Cars (the movie with Lightening McQueen) as it is about racing cars they have pit stops which he can't say. He runs around with the figures from the movie saying Pi*ssed off!
I nearly died when I first heard him!

2007-07-23 07:48:24 · answer #5 · answered by Queenie 5 · 1 0

how do u know she means that alot of ppl lose their virginity around 11 or 12 and then 15 to 17

2007-07-25 08:27:58 · answer #6 · answered by Rome B 2 · 0 0

My son once told a cashier at a grocery store (after having had the grade school level intro to health class...), "You're a gilr, so you have a hyena!" (vagina)

I about peed my pants from laughing. The cashier looked a little stunned; but then laughed, too.

2007-07-23 07:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by luki1rn 4 · 3 1

A colleague of mine said that her 7 year old son came home from school saying he had been making condoms that day.
So when she took her son to school the next day, she asked his teacher what had been going on, only to be told the children had been making pom poms!

2007-07-23 07:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by joanne6855 2 · 1 1

I went to our local zoo with friends and their children and on passing the small cats enclosure my friends husband said look kids thats a cervix. However he meant to say Serval and of course his son pipes up "whats a cervix dad" it was very funny

2007-07-23 07:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by Magster 7 · 1 1

Yeah, my neiphew ( who is only 8 )came to were I worked and told me that he wanted an education so I told him to stay in school and he'll get a good education. Then he was like no an education to work here. I was like oh okay. He meant to say application. But thank God it was nothing like yours. That's crazy, but funny. Good luck!!

2007-07-23 07:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by Kimberly M 3 · 1 1

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