best answerer will get 10 points
2007-07-23 06:35:17 · 15 answers · asked by jhoombarabar.jhoom 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've chosen Groucho Marx quotes:
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...
I shot my broker.
I never forget a face,but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
There's only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him,if he says "yes"you know he is a crook.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter,someday I intend reading it.
2007-07-23 21:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a crazy person with rabies running towards you.
I'm just an slightly insane individual, foaming at the mouth jogging in your general direction.
2007-07-23 06:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by codereesa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a funny quote *
2007-07-23 06:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by sue-sue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a Happy New Year to you as well....always in the mood for a good laugh.....thanks.
2016-05-21 01:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by albertina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like MrOrph quote but
i cant think of one rite now, but if i do ill tell you
2007-07-23 13:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
--Winston Churchill
2007-07-23 06:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by MrOrph 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When people hear someone fart they smile but why do they sniff? They can't tell who farted by the smell so why do they try. I guess who smelt it delt it.
2007-07-23 14:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by Dan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life sucks...then you find a Mastercard
2007-07-23 07:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by itty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor!"--Neil Simon
AND here is your star!!!
2007-07-23 06:40:21 · answer #9 · answered by Austins Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"when the going gets tough, the tough get waterproof mascara"
2007-07-23 06:38:23 · answer #10 · answered by ♫ ali 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋