Would you spend it on...
A:Cocaine
B:Marijuana
C:Heroin
D:Lobbying to increase taxpayer money wasted to enforce controlled substance laws...
2007-07-23 06:26:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
The correct answer is B, then sell the mary-jane and use the $3,000 profit (after buying a used motorcycle, a Glock 10, and a fake identity,) to purchase A, then sell the coke for $10,000 (after "buying" an Escalade (stolen by crack-heads...trade for rocks,) an AK-47 and some grenades) then use it to buy C, then cut and sell the "horse" for $25,000 (after getting a local congressman hopelessly addicted, purchasing a LAW rocket battery and 20 lbs. of C-4.) Then pool my "homie" squad and reinvest in A,B, and C and make a net profit of about $800,000 in about 3 months...
THEN use my pocket-junkie congressman and $500,000 to tighten the borders (choice "D") so that the $300,000 worth of powder and "H" I just bought TRIPLE in resale value...
And that my friends, is how anyone can make a million in America...What a country!
2007-07-24 13:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Bob 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would delay choosing an option, put the money into a certificate of deposit at an FDIC insured bank, pay taxes on the interest til the options went away and laugh all the way to the bank, because I would have more money than I started with, and it was safe from drug addict thieves. I do not think $1,000 bucks would buy many votes in congress.
2007-07-23 06:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by specialmousepotato 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone put a gun to my head I'd have to pick B as it's the lessor of 4 evils (or, more accurately, three evils and a minor devil).
2007-07-23 06:33:08 · answer #3 · answered by Judy L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above.
I don't use drugs (pharmaceuticals or recreational) and I don't believe in govt regulation of personal behavior.
2007-07-23 06:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by coragryph 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
E) Lotto tickets, because I would be helping the education and giving myself a shot at $75,000,000
2007-07-23 06:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by civil_av8r 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A or C because they can be cut and resold for a profit.
2007-07-23 06:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by floatingbloatedcorpse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
b
2007-07-23 06:29:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
b
nice point
2007-07-23 06:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by Cookies Anyone? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a. I can afford b.
2007-07-23 06:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by elysialaw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋