12 suspiciously coloured mushrooms, a small Vietnamese man named Nguyen, a detached soiled toilet bowl, a copy of the US Patriot Act and an Eric Clapton CD?
2007-07-23 06:08:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Use the tongs sparingly, or the cow might kick you over.
The mushrooms are used to keep the cow's attention while you get Nguyen to hold the milking pail under said cow teats. Just put the Clapton CD on "Lay Lady Lay" and that should chill everyone out. The Patriot Act is good for wiping up the mess afterwards.
2007-07-23 06:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
feed all the mushrooms to nguyen, frisbee the eric clapton CD as far as you can, and place the patriot act in the soiled toilet bowl where it belongs. nguyen should then milk the cow with the tongs.....he will freak out soon enough.
2007-07-23 06:15:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a prime example, this now concludes the end of the "Be Drug Free" Public Service Announcement.
2007-07-23 06:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by Ethen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This makes me mad. Cows should be treated with respect and admiration. Plus, my cow knows kung-fu. She'll take you out before you can try any of that stuff on her.
2007-07-23 06:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the ferret
2007-07-23 06:14:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See kids, this is why you shouldn't use drugs
2007-07-23 06:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very carefully.....
2007-07-23 06:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋