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I have read the book and to stop your rumors this is what happened. Harry potter and Professor Umbrage get married and have 37 kids. Voldermort becomes a hippie and releases a top selling concept album about the power of love. Fitch marries his cat. Ron gets killed by a chiwawa. Hermione turns herself into a margarita and can never change back. Dumboldore is reincarnated as a golden retriever. Snape finds his true calling as a shrimp fisherman. And Longbottom becomes world dictator.

2007-07-23 04:15:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Awsome. I knew Longbotton would get somewhere in life.

2007-07-23 17:18:32 · answer #1 · answered by meep meep 7 · 1 0

One of the MySpace Harry Potter groups has posted a bunch of spoilers. Said the spoilers came from someone who worked at a library. This person opened a box of the books and took pictures of the pages. They also give a list of those who die. I also can't wait for the book to come out and I'm 42. I'm trying not to read any of the spoilers. I do know some of the stuff that people are saying isn't true, J.K. Rowlings has said as much. 58 hours 48 min to go

2016-05-21 00:46:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

WHAT THE HELL that dosen`t happen, i have really read the book and harry marrys ginny and they have 2 boys and a girl called lily and james after harrys parents and albus after dumbledore, hermione marrys ron and they have a girl called rosie/rose(i dont know which one???)harry kills voldemort longbottem becomes a herbology teacher at hogwarts and umbridge ends up n the mental hospital i don`t know what happens 2 fitch?? dumbledore remains dead, and i can`t remember what happen 2 snape (hope this helps)!!!!!!!=)

2007-07-23 04:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Roflcopter.

2007-07-23 04:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, I read the book, too.

2007-07-23 04:18:30 · answer #5 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 2 0

Hahahahahahaha. That's FUNNY!!!!!

2007-07-23 04:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Hiram Abiff 3 · 1 0

I knew it!

2007-07-23 04:20:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

INTERESTING...WELL NOW I'LL NEVER HAVE TO READ IT! YAY!!

2007-07-23 04:18:19 · answer #8 · answered by MR. RETARDO XI 4 · 2 0

wow. and you have nothing better to do?

2007-07-23 04:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Laura Block 4 · 4 0

Hell yeah! Now I won't have to read the book! Thanks so much!!!! :)

2007-07-23 04:19:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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