My pet goldfish Lou, his wife and the triplets all went to the Bahamas, to meet Lou's cousin.
His cousin lives in a very nice beachfront, with the dock, the boat and a Jacuzzi, in a very comfortable aquarium in the living room.
They were having great time there, and even wanted to stay for good, but then the weather changed and they decided to go back home!
What should I do?
2007-07-23 03:21:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Buy them a deluxe aquarium.
2007-07-23 03:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like you need to use tough love in order to keep him on the straight and narrow. Place his fish-bowl inside another bowl that is stocked with piranha. That way if his tries to leave his family again .... the Moat Patrol will either change his mind or have him for midnight snack & brunch the next day.
2016-05-21 00:30:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear...
you should give Lou the best you can afford, he might have a small case of fish depression from leaving all his friends.
Make it seem even better than the Bahamas so he won't feel 'vacation-sick'
2007-07-23 03:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by woosh* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that you have been wanting Lou and his family to return for a while now. Give them a big welcome home party, and present them with a brand new aquarium.
2007-07-23 03:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should tell Lou that he needs to get back to work.. he has mouths to feed.
BTW.. I think I saw Lou on the Maury show... was that him?
2007-07-23 03:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by WhoDidThat??? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
warm up a frying pan
2007-07-23 03:33:42 · answer #6 · answered by doggonehandsome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
check on his life insurance policy
2007-07-23 03:26:15 · answer #7 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh. He's coming?
I'll answer this again because I am slightly bored...
Prepare dinner menus, clean up the house and flip the welcome mat over to the side WELCOME.
2007-07-23 03:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dinner time
2007-07-23 03:23:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
welcome him home? give him a big aquarium?
2007-07-23 03:25:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋