Why do Europeans have so much better song lyrics?

Question

Why can't we have better lines? Look what Swiss guy DJ BOBO came up with. It's so deep!


Hey nana nana
Hey nana na

Verse 1:
Tonight is the night so I dress myself like a gigolo
Yo, hey girls don’t go
Just wait for me I’m gonna be there soon
And then we gonna dance ‘till noon
It’s me – mister superboombastic
Enthusiastic – fantastic
Ready for the dancefloor here comes the king
Step aside, let`s swing

Bridge:
The night is young and so are we
Come on over set me free
What I really wanna do
Is just dance with you


Verse 2:
I’m dancing on the ceiling, hey ladies I’m hot
I saw you there - and I was rooted on the spot
Oh no – she’s the girl of my dream
And I am the fool acting like a drag queen
Wrong time, wrong place, time to end in smoke
And all I could say - do you want some coke ?

ok guys, if you read this crap you will notice that it's complete bs.

Answer 1

And these song lyrics are better than Diane Warren's? You are really not much for taste.

Answer 2

Opinion vs Fact
That is an opinion. It cannot be proved!