Fella meets a nice girl from Southampton, one their 4th date the couple end up kissing, hugging and snuggling on the back seat.....girl says to boy "I want you to kiss me somewhere dirty and smelly"..... "sod that" he replied......"Im not driving to Portsmouth at this time of night"....boom boom.....
2007-07-23 00:45:14 · 11 answers · asked by jude 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
That was funny I couldn't stop laughing
2007-07-23 12:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by RandyOrtonfan84 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clapton-By Eric Clapton is quite good. And also "Wonderful Tonight" which is written by his ex-wife Pattie Boyd who was also married to George Harrison. There's also "I'm With The Band:Confessions of a Groupie" written by Pamela DeBarres and is the most amazing book. She had relationships with Robert Plant, Jim Morrison, Keith Moon, Mick Jagger and others. It sounds like she's just a groupie but she was so much more than that. Its a great read.
2016-04-01 08:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, quite good. One tiny little detail though, some parts of Portsmouth (ie Gun Wharf, Southsea) are actually pretty nice. Another minor detail, your name is now MUD in Portsmouth, so just watch out for any one-brain-cell morons from Somers Town who may want to give you some un-asked-for plastic surgery!
2007-07-23 06:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by The Global Geezer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got the joke the minute I read southampton - you didn't need to wear your fingers out typing all the rest of the words. Nice girl and southampton just ain't ever going to happen
2007-07-23 03:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by gaviscon 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
personally I've never been, so I'll take your word for it, if the floods reach the south coast, i suggest building a wall around fratton park and drive a articulated lorry with fairy liquid on board, into the centre circle.
if someone asked me to kiss them somewhere dirty and smelly, they would have to ask twice lol, any more horsey tips ???
2007-07-23 04:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by GIGGS is OO7 © 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
But not as funny as the fact that you are still in the Championship whilst Portsmouth are doing pretty well in the premiership.
At least you are proving to be a good feeder club for the premiership, thanks for Walcott !
2007-07-23 09:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Non_Flying_Dutchman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u got jokes
2007-07-23 01:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe very funny...i like it, STAR on the way!!!!!!!!
2007-07-23 00:55:01 · answer #8 · answered by SIR TJM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol like it
2007-07-23 00:53:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh, don't be dirty. ROFL.
2007-07-23 01:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋