OK I have a really weird situation here.
My uncle wants some porn and he wants me to buy it for him. (So his wife and others do not find out about it). He pulled me aside the other day and told me what he wanted and told me to pay for it and that he would pay me back.
Obviously, this is not something I am very comfortable with. I do not view porn although I do not mind if others do as long as it is done in a private manner. AND there are no minors involved!
What now?
2007-07-22 19:38:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Tell him you're not comfortable with it and you'd rather not do it. Ask him to ask someone else if it's that important to him....or tell him he'd be better off by living without it altogether.
Don't do as one answerer suggested and have it mailed to your home. You'll start getting porno catalogs and offers like you can't believe.
2007-07-22 19:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by Some Guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, Let him get a subscription to Playboy and have it sent to your house, if you don't have someone at home who will object. Then give it to him. When his wife finds it, and she will, he can claim he reads it for the articles. A weak claim, but she might let it fly. If he wants stronger porn than that then tell him to look somewhere else.
Men have one purpose in life and that is to breed. The best way to pass on our genes is to have sex with as many women, as quickly, and as often as possible. So in men the sex drive is huge. Past puberty it is on our minds at least 60% of the time. Women can go for a long time without sex, and they can get more joy out of taking care of their children then an average orgasm. This isn't a theory, but cold hard facts.
Many people don't understand this. So you uncle's need for extra sex and something to inspire his thoughts is not uncommon or unusual. But, you aren't going to build a reason to destroy his marriage. When his wife finds strong porn in the house and makes him confess that you supplied it; you are going to be in big trouble and your family won't be happy. Playboy is tame enough that you can laugh it off, but warn your uncle if his wife tells you to keep the Playboys at home you will. You are not going to destroy his marriage for him and you are not going to destroy your relationship with your family for him either.
2007-07-23 02:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dan S 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If someone asked me i'd tell em to go buy their own.
If you decide to do it, I say money up front just so he can't change his mind or stiff you. When wifey catches him you will likely be blamed as the source.
2007-07-23 02:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by ADB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell him that sorry...you don't buy porn and would not feel comfortable doing it.
2007-07-23 02:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by jlcintexas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
View it as your opportunity to make some money.
2007-07-23 02:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by neoplop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it could be bad and i would not do it for yoursake. its not good thing to be involved with
2007-07-26 23:21:18 · answer #6 · answered by Tsunami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont go for it
2007-07-23 02:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by MIla M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋