They are fabled to cause much despair, as hinted at in the Necronomicon, Nostradomus, The Glaaki Revelations, and Martha Stewart's Guide to Ruin.
2007-07-22 18:59:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Eat them before someone notices.
2007-07-22 19:02:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of COURSE! It ALL makes sense now....
You see, I've made it my life's work to study the prophecies of the Nefarious Brownies of Sorrow... but I could never figure out Edgar Cayce's obscure reference:
Only the maniacal one-eyed, multi-tentacled genetic mutant encased in his own armed and armored killing machine whose method of speaking involves creating a metallic crescendo of every syllable can save us from the Nefarious Fudgie Delights.
Eat, Dalek, EAT! The world is safe at last!
But then the thought occurs that now I need another "life's work"... *sigh*
2007-07-23 09:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gently offer them an exit in a way that makes it seem desired. Those wee faeries can be mean tempered. Sorrow and rage are close compatriots. I am not sure how they'd respond to being digested... I've not seen faeries on any appetizer list that I know of!
(*grin*... Martha Stewart... LOL)
2007-07-22 21:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must smother them in The Vanilla Ice Cream of Joy to reverse the Sorrow, as written in the Betty Crocker Prophecies.
2007-07-23 07:42:11 · answer #4 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hear that daleks have no emotions, so you ought to be free to eat them with impunity (immunity......indemnity?)
Just watch out for the Infamous Chocolate Cake of Comeuppance.......made with "ex-laxx"
2007-07-23 11:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll be right over with the Milk of Illusions, and we can eat, drink, cry, and hallucinate together the way real friends do...
2007-07-23 07:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ask them to kindly step off of your table, purchase some cookies from them and send them on their way.
2007-07-23 05:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by Conqi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do they have wal-nuts in them? If so then what is your address. . . . .I'm on my way over with a gallon of milk. . . .or are yours the kind that have the funny herbal ingredient? In that case I am on my way over with two gallons of milk three bags of chips and a bucket of chicken while driving my yellow submarine.
2007-07-22 20:12:06 · answer #8 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Eat them. Eat them FAST before someone else finds out you have them.
2007-07-23 07:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by Jelyol 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour yourself a big glass of milk to go with them.
2007-07-22 19:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋