gotta bike arond and edplore and see the sights. like to grow tomatoes and cook a little. dont smoe or drink anymore. like some friends. but they con't come in. i use a computer to ommunicate with a world of firiends. can write and can mow yards etc.cannot climbo r lifft lheavy things. with nosemse of humor i am not interested. must watch my britcoms on weekends. would be a good traveling fompanion. thatis it. once played gui8tar. no contagious deseases. bum ticker and diabetic. have to sit or lie down from time to time. own income.
2007-07-22 17:56:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Renting & Real Estate
If you're honest, then you've got the job.
2007-07-22 18:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by the Boss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think slavery has been abolished....so you want to live in my house rent free and mow the lawn and tell me jokes....and you are diabetic with a bad ticker, so must be very small lawn...are you an OAP? Sorry no vacancies.
2007-07-22 22:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you interested in living in SE Asia at all? Lovely warm weather so no aches & pains (can't grow your tommys but there's mangoes/ papaya/ jack fruit/ durian/ bananas/ rambutan etc). We got BBCE on satellite and have minimum requirements, lots to see, spare room, 3yr old to entertain you, I'm home most days and need company while hubby works....need help with garden, house stuff, odd mealtime, housesitting, babysitting etc....
2007-07-22 19:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by SEJ71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cannot believe this is a serious question,but it sure gave me a good giggle! Thankyou,I needed cheering up.Your CV is definately designed to fill a future employer with confidence!I only wish I could afford you and had a spare room!!
2007-07-23 02:32:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋