Mind?
(Unfortunatly I do and my questions are always being deleted....lol) : )
2007-07-22 15:41:47 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why yes I do! You have a beautiful mind....Its nice to know its not being wasted!
2007-07-23 05:57:11 · answer #1 · answered by AzNative89 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guilty as charged.
Lyrics of Tom Lehrer - Smut :
Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can''t shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt- le.
I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."
Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.
(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)
Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let's face it, I love slime.)
All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)
I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil
thy.
Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,
Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a sl*t.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.
Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!
2007-07-22 20:02:52 · answer #2 · answered by mgctouch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everybody has some dirty thoughts and for some reason everybody thinks he or she is right and the others are weird. All my classmates at school think I am a weirdo or a pervert (for whatever reasons) when they themselves think about and do immoral things. I don't give a damn to what they say; if I have a dirty mind, so what?
Be proud of who you are, if someone calls you a weirdo, know that deep down he/she knows the same is true for them and accuses you to cover their insecurities.
2007-07-23 06:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by My Nickname I don't know !!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I certainly do. I've cultivated it for many years.
It is, however, only dirty ... which is not a bad thing ... a dirty mind is an active, happy one.
A dirty mind is not an obscene one. A dirty mind thinks about sex. An obscene mind obsesses about war, death, rape, pillage, plunder and the accumulation of wealth at the expense of others. War is the true obscenity!
2007-07-23 03:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, out of my friends I have the dirtiest mind of them all!
My mind is always in the gutter
:P
2007-07-22 15:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have both ugly and beautiful mind. It takes opportune time for usage.
2007-07-23 02:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by Triumph 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! A very dirty mind!!!!
2007-07-22 15:49:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
2007-07-22 15:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by cptndaveahoe 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I do, but I have to keep it in check because I work in an office.
2007-07-23 07:07:46 · answer #9 · answered by Johnny Afman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. I'm a twisted wierdo.
2007-07-22 15:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋