2007-07-22 14:12:33 · 18 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you are the last person i'm "dating"
2007-07-22 14:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm....the one prior to my current....
1. Tissues for all the crying he did asking me to come back after HE dumped ME!
2. The long black hair (I wished I'd saved it)from our couch that I found(I was strawberry blond at the time)
3. Jenny Craig's number on a piece of paper...you tell me,I weighed 105 at 5 feet and he weighed 240 at 6 feet and he mentioned I might need to lose a little and get a boob job (I'm a 34c thank you)
4. 2003,2004,2005 calendars to remind him what years he wasted of mine
5. A note saying that I hope he's happy now. That I am. That I found someone who loves me for me. Who thinks 105 is skinny and 34c is great and that when I'm silly I'm funny,not stupid.
2007-07-22 21:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I was still dating them, champagne, two fluted glasses, chocolate covered strawberries, and a blanket. That way we could go on a romantic picnic together.
If I was no longer dating them, a pile of ripped-up pics of us, a CD of the song "I Hate Everything About You," a dead rodent, hemorrhoid ointment and deodorant for hard-to-handle B.O.
2007-07-22 21:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by sweet pea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing as we're still friends I would give him things he likes:
A can of apple juice, a box of fruit loops, a few Reece peanut butter cups, a new mouse for his computer, and a new set of AD&D dice.
2007-07-22 21:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by Krynne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Holy Bible, a book on grooming, A "Dummies" book on how to treat a woman, flea powder, and boot that I would put up his corn hole!
2007-07-23 14:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dried cow patty, a dozen black roses, a dictionary, a bottle of Tylenol and 50 cents, so he can call someone who cares.
2007-07-22 21:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by W♥ Knit Twit ♥P 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A self help book, a nice shirt, (his are ugly), a razor for that God awful goatee, a divorce lawyer ( since he lied about being divorced) and a voodoo doll of him.
2007-07-22 21:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol. some deodorant, some new shoes, how to get off of drugs for dummies book, how to stop pawning peoples crap for money book, and poisonious frog to jump right on his face.
2007-07-23 03:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Handcuffs, blindfold, whip, chocolate sauce and whipped cream
2007-07-22 21:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
little green men that kick his @ss for tryin to hit me!
yeah I broke up with him right after that...lol...@ss hole!
2007-07-22 21:17:52 · answer #10 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋