What is the weirdest/ most painful punishment you can think of?

Question

examples:
run through blackberry bushes naked
go to the mall in a dress(guys)
go into the boys bathroom at a football game (girls)

this is just for fun.... whatever weird unusual Idea you want to post.. weirdest will win

I should add humiliating... also possibly in front of opposite gender...

Answer 1

Get a nice sharp razor, take it and cut millions of little cuts all over the persons body. Then you can tie them down to a board, and take about a dozen nice fresh ripe lemons and squeeze the juice into the little cuts. After that you can take a pair of pliers and pull out every tooth in the persons mouth and make him swallow them.

Then if they are still clinging to life, you can take a cup of strong acid, and one by one dip his fingers into the cup until he has nothing but nubs left... then just for good measure you can take a bottle of cayenne pepper, and a shaker of salt and sprinkle them all over his little nubby finger stumps.

So, how was that? Twisted enough? I'm sure I can come up with other ways if these seemed to easy.

Answer 2

LOL. I know I am going to lose so I am just going for my points.

But, I was going to say make two guys wear dresses and go into the local grocery store holding hands and buy maxipads and pregnancy tests...

Or I would try to make a creepy one I don't think I can do better than some of those above ^.^ Cut open someone stomache and fill it with piranhas, starving rats, fire ants and then sew it up really fast then hang the person upside down from a helicopter and fly around town and paint the person with neon colors.

Answer 3

A glass rod and a small rubber hammer... if they are male :)

For anyone... it would have to be a glass jar containing a rat... glued to the chest... then use a blow torch on the other end of the jar so the rat has to eat it's way through the chest in order to escape the heat.

Edit: One could do both to a male... the "torture" being done by a female!

Answer 4

Well, this actually falls under the category of extended execution, but here it is anyway.
Begin by scourging the convicted with a flog that has sharp things attached to it and then after thrashing their entire body until they are basically with no more skin you tie them to a fire ant hill. Then when they scream that they can't stand it any more you douse them with gasoline and set them on fire alive.
How's that for weird and twisted, not to mention sadistic and inhuman.

Answer 5

Make a razor style slide go down it naked to land in a pool of salt and vinegar. Then when you get out dry off by using an electric sander.
I think there is something oceanbreeze is keeping from us !!!!

Answer 6

tied naked to a tree stump in the evergades on top of a red ant pile and the mosquitoes biting!

Answer 7

the weirdest and painful punishment i can think of now is when a husband intentionally denies his wife sex becos he is keeping another woman somewhere.

Answer 8

eat a foot and a big pile of toenails then walk through a big pile of needles come out finding you are nakedand there is alot of people watching you and you walking in poo have boys pee on you and stuff your face in a butt that has never been washed have the butt poop on you have a muddy elephant sit on you put you on the torture bed rip out your sex organs and pin you naked to the side of a truck and ride across the wold with your eyes ripped out have lightning strike you and pee and poo rain in your mouth stick knifes through you cut you in half and have the worlds deadliest ants and mice eat you then rip your toenails and guts out and have cobras cawling all over you.

Answer 9

leaving my husband with the kids after making sloppy joes for dinner.

Answer 10

being forced to roll over and see rosie o'donnell staring back at you every morning eeewww