2007-07-22 11:34:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Thank you everyone-I certainly smiled at most of these answers. Your kindness helped!!!!
2007-07-23 05:05:27 · update #1
Sorry to hear that....:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((HUGS)))))))
2007-07-22 11:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by krissyderic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(I heard this story in India):
At last, god appeared to humans and said:
"I have come to assess the situation of my creation.
I want men to form two queues - one queue for
men who dominated their women, and the other
for men who were dominated by their women.
Further, I want all the women to go away so that no
man and woman can talk while the queues are formed"
When God came back after a while, the women are gone
and there are two queues. The queue for the men who
were dominated by their women is 100 miles long.
In the other queue, there is only one man.
God got angry and said, "You men should be ashamed
of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you
are not using what you can. Look at the only
one of my sons who stood up in the other queue
and made me proud. Learn from him!"
The men did not give reply.
"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the
only one in this queue?"
The man replied, "I do not know sir! My wife told me
to stand here."
2007-07-22 22:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by d_r_siva 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender asks "hey, why the long face?" ....Ok it was silly but I hope it made you at least smile a little bit!
2007-07-22 18:40:36 · answer #3 · answered by lcplyr7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile! I have a blonde joke for you.
Did you hear about the 3 blondes who walked into the bank?
Nobody was seriously injured.
Hope that helps!!!! ;)
2007-07-22 19:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by Crossfire Kelly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C C
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2007-07-22 19:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWWWWW, here you go hunn, I hope you feel much much better =) ... although I'd take that back if you just finished killing someone and you're sad because you're overwhelmed with guilt... LOL!
2007-07-22 18:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Tasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a big smile for you. Hope it cheers you up. :D
2007-07-22 18:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a BLONDE and a WASHING MACHINE ?? When u drop a load into the washing machine it don't follow u around for a week !
2007-07-22 18:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
:) Hey birdman, remember, it's never so bad that it can't get worse. *smile*
2007-07-22 18:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) I hope you feel happier soon. Here, have another smile :)
2007-07-22 18:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by nimo22 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a star for your troubles. :)
2007-07-22 18:40:18 · answer #11 · answered by sulak321 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋