comical way
im 30 so saggy tallish 5'6" yet little and fat size 14/16 round the belly pork dark eyes and hair wiv bags that could stop floods under me peepers
nobbly knees stinky f**ts a fantastic sh*g but not offering a loving chick until you pee me off a little eccentric and weird
gobby wiv lots to say but cant spell never mind eh!!!
2007-07-22 11:27:28 · 14 answers · asked by bullbusbutt 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
im a dumb texas cowboy with chutney for brains, i used to well be into my women and drink but calmed down a bit now, too busy murdering iraqis for oil and to keep my mega-rich buddies mega-rich
and if anyone tries to do anything that i dont like i'll drop bombs on them too
2007-07-22 11:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
i'll start with the measurments don't know if these are good. 5'5'', 34e-24-34, i'm 18, long black hair - not gothic black, but there is a hint of brown. love my lips to be a shiny red, but hardly no more make up. I have been discride as a body of an angel and the voice of a new york taxis driver - short temper, gets heated, don't want to be in my car lol. Good sh*g, better with my mouth. lol
a girly girl pink - i know with the black hair i love out of place, so its red or black closers that suit my personality and body so no tight clothes that don't fit me right. so the pink is the thong and the bra.
I think i have covered every thing
2007-07-22 18:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am five foot tall , short brown hair ,have a medium butt size ,cantaloupes for my top, and about 135 pounds , and love to laugh,I want a differant accent, but I will never get one, but I still like to chase strange men a round yahoo, but thats okay if they don't want to chase me, because it's okay. I love to laugh and somtimes be crazy, and I love animals. That's about me
Have a great night, hugs to the kids
Have a great night
2007-07-22 18:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the best looking man in the world but unfortunatley my **** stinks the same as yours so back to the levvered ad 4 mee
2007-07-22 18:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a balding, pot - bellied, handicapped old man. ugly enough to make you run the other way. Herman Munster would win a beauty contest against me. and this is not fiction but the truth
2007-07-22 18:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
size10,
34in bust dd shhhhhh
wast 26 in
long thick brunett.
greeneyes
5ft.5in
piscean
dippy headed.
kind, sensative,careing
yougart eating junky.
sick sence of humour.
wish my nail would grow.
would like to swear in french.
basket case.
2007-07-22 19:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love the personals lol,
i am 27 going on 50, obesity is my kindred spirit and the only soul mate i found was on my shoes.
2007-07-22 18:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by R.I.P Rob(gone too soon) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5ft2,stickthin,frizzy hair electricuted style,feet that when smell are like a cheese factory explosion,horney as a devil,vain,picky ,thats all me in one sentence
2007-07-22 18:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by carolina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-same as you just add 10 years!!xx
2007-07-22 18:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm so ugly --I could crack a fun house mirror .
They use my face to shock pools .
If I was a girl , I'd be 'Butt Ugly Betty '.
Oprah looked at me and said ,"DAAAAAAAMN !!"
2007-07-22 20:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋