2007-07-22 10:12:21 · 51 answers · asked by Sky Guy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
can you hold my beer while I sign this ticket
2007-07-22 10:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by Myžtikal 5 · 8⤊ 0⤋
You all ready pulled me over this week. Shouldn't you let the other officers get a crack at doing their job.
2007-07-22 10:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by annasdad 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Police officers usually ask stupid questions like, do you know why I stopped you?? And to think that some people are dumb enough to fall for that...Lets see, do you smell the weed I just smoked or because I am drunk, because I was speeding. Never answer that question if they ask, why supply him with the information so that he can use it in court.
2007-07-22 10:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is this for the 9: 30 show or 10?
2007-07-22 10:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was going 95 in a 55? Puh, I was just getting started
I believe you have some doughnut crumbs on your shirt, Sir.
You want my registration? Since when can pigs read?
2007-07-22 10:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by meyzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about 2 out of 3, and I get a head start this time ?
2007-07-22 10:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by Here2help 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Arrest me I don't care my mom is a lawyer!
My dad is a cop as well this is like the 20th time this happens can you hurry up with the paper work gees!
2007-07-22 15:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by Eddie c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No I don't have a drivers license and yes I've been drinking and doing drugs heavily. " Yes I do have an attitude and thats because I hate cops. Yeah so what Ive got 1 lb of Heroin SOOOOO>
2007-07-22 10:28:20 · answer #8 · answered by Darla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Would you give George Washington a ticket?"
Said while pulling out a dollar bill.
2007-07-22 10:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by Joy M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's water drippin from your little toy squirtgun big Fella.
2007-07-22 10:17:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Boy, you sure are ugly.
You took my license the last time this happened, and I havent gotten it back.
You police sure mistreated OJ, Paris, Lindsey Lohan....etc.
2007-07-22 10:15:12 · answer #11 · answered by Damn!™sumgirl 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋