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There are so many stupid sayings running around pop culture. Here are a few.

Insanity means doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results. (That's stupidity, not insanity)

Love means never having to say you're sorry. (Love means being able to say you're sorry)

Give peace a chance. (the man said as he was beheaded)

John Lennon was a genius. (insert Jim Morrisson or any other rock legend you choose)

Love is all you need. (McCartney just paid his ex wife 10 million dollars for being that dumb)

2007-07-22 09:53:17 · answer #1 · answered by A Plague on your houses 5 · 1 0

Cool beans, Dy-no-mite, good googly moogly (even nonetheless this is a euphemism for good God Almighty), Alrighty then (even nonetheless I say it for all time. thank you, Jim Carrey, for making Ace Ventura!)

2016-10-22 08:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"What ever will be, will be." Diagnosed; I don't have a freak*** clue how to intelligently respond to statements that people make, and this is a blanket cover-all designed to hide my ineptness.

2007-07-22 10:01:39 · answer #3 · answered by Derail 7 · 0 0

Paris Hilton: "Do they sell Walls at Wal-Mart."

Paris Hilton is an air head. (Sorry to whoever likes her)

2007-07-22 09:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

George Bush is a good president.

2007-07-22 14:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

"I've been to all kinds of overseas places, like Canada." the britster

"Does a bear sh!t in the woods?" - this kills me 'cause I get a visual - not so much of the bear, but the retard who saw him.

2007-07-22 10:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Have you been saved?"
"Jesus loves you."
"Jesus died for your sins."
"The only way to Heaven is through the lord Jesus Christ."
"I pray that you unfortunate Jews/Hindus/Atheists/etc will find the light."
"I pray that you will accept the lord into your heart."
"Don't you believe in miracles?"
"The devil put dinosaur bones here to deceive you."

(Edited)

2007-07-22 09:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by Ben 7 · 0 1

Blonde jokes... (they can be funny,but I met many stupid brunettes too...has nothing to do with the hair color)

2007-07-22 10:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jeanny_S 2 · 0 0

I want my cake and eat it too (who doesn't)

my bad

2007-07-22 09:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by someone 5 · 0 0

don't hate me because im beautiful
i hate them because they're ignorant

2007-07-22 09:50:37 · answer #10 · answered by ewwkyso 2 · 0 0

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