Lady Minerva was AGAIN in a quandry about what to do!!!
Both Lord Bigley and Lord Reilly had proven to be "unworthy" of her affections! Raoul had been entertaining for a while but even that had sputtered then fizzled !! She was more than ready for a REAL man............Who out there would take up her challenge????????.
2007-07-22 08:43:36 · 5 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Lady Minerva was AGAIN in a quandry about what to do!!!
Both Lord Bigley and Lord Reilly had proven to be "unworthy" of her affections! Raoul had been entertaining for a while but even that had sputtered then fizzled !! She was more than ready for a REAL man............Who out there would take up her challenge????????.
While Lady Minerva was fretting over what man could fill the void in her life, Lord Riley was plotting his revenge. As you may recall in my last story,
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Lord Riley was so angry at Lady M. for exposing his family secrets, he vowed VENGEANCE.........He was going to dig up some dirt of his own.
First he spoke to Lady M.'s servants. They were paid far too well by Lady M. to betray her.The very large money tree she had growing on her estate assured their silence:
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Lord Riley then spoke to Lady Minerva's girlfriend, Lady ChatterBox. CB, as she was known to friends, had only one little morsel to share. She knew for a fact, that Lady M. had once been a member of a synchronized swim team. Lady Minerva was the one that was always out of sync:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32912172@N00/496478718/
Lord Riley then realized to whom he needed to speak. Lady M.'s HAIRDRESSER............ Victorio.....................................
Lady M. told Vic, EVERYTHING!!
He was always BLOWN AWAY by her secrets and confessions:
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Lord Riley knew that Lady M. was a lousy tipper. He slipped Victorio a few bills and out came the trash!!! His pen fairly flew, as Lord R. jotted down the dirt.
Victorio was saavy. He understood the pricetag of trashy knowledge. For the money he was given , he told only one secret.
But man, was it ever a beaut!!
Apparently Lady Minerva was a former......................................
"girlfriend" to the stars. Her clients had included the high and mighty, as well as the has beens on the "B" list.
Her most infamous "boyfriends" were none other than..................
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Or, as she affectionately called them............
"My Darling Droids."
Lord Riley ran to the office of the nearest bad *** magazine in order to sell his story.
The headlines ran the next day:
"Lady Minerva Commits Intergallactic Sex"
Lady M. is unable to be reached for comment.
2007-07-22 08:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Just then, Bruce Willis burst down her door and swept her up into a passionate kiss. Her knees buckled and she grew faint. When she came to, she was in awe to see that it was no dream: here she was, in the arms of THE Bruce Willis. "Pardon me, Mr. Willis, but--"
Bruce Willis cut her off by gently pressing a finger to her lips. "Shhhh. Please, it is Sir Willis now. I have just returned from being knighted by the Queen of England. Now, my dear, where were we?" Again he passionately kissed her and they became engulfed in each others' passion.
As Sir Willis walked away from the bed to fetch another bottle of wine, Lady Minerva querried, "Sir Willis, this was most unexpected. How did you--"
Again he silenced her with, this time with a kiss. "My dear Lady, I had heard you were in search of a REAL MAN, and I had just competed my analysis of all the answers that the people provided me on Yahoo Answers to my question of what it means to be a real man in 2007. All I had to do was combine their advice, and I knew you could not resist me. It seems to have worked." He gave her a wink and their wine glasses met in a toast.
"Oh, thank you Sir Willis. And thank YOU Yahoo Answers!!"
2007-07-22 15:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Who indeed..... For, who had the power to tame a wild wind?
Frustrated and overly energized, Lady Minerva decided to change scenery and ordered her chambermaid to tell the servants to get her carriage ready.
Soon, she was looking through the window of her eloborately decorated carriage and admiring the gorgeous green pastures and beautiful villages she was passing by.
Suddenly her eye caught a glimpse of a glistening chest, sweaty and all muscular, working on the site of a new Kiosk across from the Neptune fountain in the piazza. Seemingly unaware of his half-nakedness, he laid up another layer of a wooden panel and started hammering it away, his bicepts bulging to the delight of Lady Minerva's hungry eyes.
She told the manservant driving the carriage to stop and open her door. As she stepped out holding her long skirt to prevent the lacy hem from gathering up all the soil on the ground, she was feeling that her corset was getting tighter against her chest that got pounded by her madly beating heart.
The construction guy, noticing her intense gaze on him, turned around with a somewhat surprised expression and taking one look at her lust-struck gaze and parted lips, he flashed a smile that was blinding despite the afternoon sun.
The unspoken words hung in the air, as they approached eachother. The sexual animal attraction was so strong that you could cut it with a knife. As he took her extended hand and raised it to his lips with a bow, he didn't take his eyes off hers for one second.
Shortly after that meeting crackling with electricity in the air, the two of them were seen getting into Lady Minerva's carriage and heading back toward her palace. Yet, noone had heard either of them utter a single word.
After all, what do you say when words are not enough?
THE HAPPY END...
2007-07-22 16:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by ROSE 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
It was then that Sir Peesalot came to call. He was a dashing young man, and Lady minerva was quite taken with him, but when they went for a walk, he kept dashing into the bushes, just to reappear moments later. It was then she realized how he got his name....for indeed, he did pee alot.
2007-07-22 15:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by opjames 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Answer... no-one - so she shot herself
THE END
2007-07-22 15:46:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋