Not yet, but I'm working on it!!! You see, I met this lady in the produce aisle and she let me squeeze her melons right then & there -- boy were they firm! I offered her my gerkin cucumber, but she declined to handle it. I mean, some people ... you never can tell I guess ... at least I got to squeeze her melons, and let me tell you, they feel really good! So, out of the goodness of my heart, I sort of offer her a little cucumber (I'm a little shy to pull it out of the pile) and she gets all huffy about it, like I had a big booger hangin' out of my nose (I didn't -- I checked)! What's a guy supposed to do next huh? Well I got her name and email address, so I'm gonna make a "go" of this one way or the other!
Should I ask: Hey GF, can I interest you in shaking my banana?
Or should I ask: Do you want to go to the lake in the park and watch the submarine races?
Which one is better?
2007-07-29 12:22:08
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answered by Andy K 6
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I have an Internet boyfriend but it is more than that really. We write to each other, we talk on the phone everyday, we text each other and e-mail. We chat more than once a day every single day. He is from London and I am from the USA. We have been together for 4 years nearly. We are gonna see each other soon God willing. Online relationships can work if you make them work. I have chatted to his entire family so this is a serious relationship not some fantasy like some people say it is. I have tried the "just for the fun of it Internet relationship" and it's not worth the time. If you are serious about someone on the Internet, then go for it, otherwise leave it alone. Take care!
2007-07-22 07:47:19
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answered by curious_boricua_soul 5
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He's not really my boyfriend but I have a friend who I have hilarious conversations with and he makes me smile every day. I didn't meet him because I was looking for someone...I was visiting his city and needed someone to tell me what the weather was like but things went further. Since I've been talking to him I've been with 6 other guys but only one of them was serious. He's been really encouraging of my other relationships. I wouldn't have an internet relationship if it meant I was tied to that person and couldn't have physical relationships too...it would feel a bit disappointing and I'm 16...not patient enough :) I also couldn't call someone I'd never met my boyfriend.
2007-07-22 07:53:22
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answered by xangel123x 5
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I do. But they last for like an hour. They really do suck. But that can also be dangerous. Those "friends"can be old people rapeing for kids. My cousins friends sister, Kelly, she was dating a guy on myspace and he asked for her # so they can talk and it turns out, he was a 46 year old man pretending to be 12. He is now arrested and banned from myspace forever. Be careful ya'll!!
2007-07-22 08:03:00
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answered by Anonymous
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Have both girlfriends and boyfriends - have never heard of Internet-persons
2007-07-30 07:21:18
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answered by Anonymous
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I dunno, couldn't be any more unsafe or unpredictable than meeting someone in the produce aisle of your local super market.
Yeah, once I picked up two ripe melons and held them up. I turned to the guy next to me looking for a select cucumber and asked him, " What do you think of these melons?"
He just looked at me, so I held them up a little higher! "Go ahead I said, give 'em a good squeeze and tell me what you think."
" Uh, Uh-huh," he said. " Those are two of the nicest melons I've seen!"
"Do they feel ripe to you? "
"Yes,' He replied, "Nice and firm!"
"Do you think they'd firm up even more if I chilled them on ice? I asked.
"Most defiantly" and put some garnish and whipped cream on them, and you'll have salad!
And that is a good way to shop and compare melons in your produce aisle. Although he never asked for my opinion on his cucumber. It would had made for a better pickle anyway.
2007-07-29 04:49:40
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answered by Ink Corporate 7
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yea a lot but not in a weird leading on way it is just fun 2 talk 2 ppl and learn about their different life styles
2007-07-29 20:17:04
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answered by bxgurl95 2
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I have a real boyfriend so if I had an internet boyfriend too then that would be cheating on the real boyfriend.
2007-07-29 18:53:02
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answered by Ice Queen 4
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I had one, he was from scotland, few months younger than me, didn't work out because i found out he was cheating on me over the net! :( now i don't look for a boyfriend on the net its just too creepy!! eewooww to think i even thought of it!! makes me sick!
2007-07-29 23:56:12
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answered by kellyeibhlin 2
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i have friends on the internet i wouldnt say it was a relationship but i only chat to them on line
2007-07-30 07:20:32
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answered by Anonymous
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