And when I say prove, I mean prove. With facts, not opinion.
2007-07-22 06:47:34 · 13 answers · asked by it's me 5 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Well, it really exists, so it is ahead of other gods. As someone said, it is full of "naam si" (as my Chinese lover says), just like gods..or men who claim to speak for gods. Did you notice that the men who say they speak for gods tell us that the gods tell us to give the priests much money? That stuff should be flushed down the toilet.
2007-07-22 07:41:03 · answer #1 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you're into really kinky stuff with divinity, then no god I know waits for someone to stick their butt in his/her face...
Also, what unprovable miracles has your toilet done for you lately?
Oh and gods have to have worshippers & believers. How many people worship and believe your toilet is divine?
Ergo, you can call it a porcelain god/goddess but you can't prove it either...
2007-07-22 13:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Unknowable 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It cannot be a god because it is man made. It is a graven image. How can an invention of man be the divine Creator?
Besides, only drunk people pray to the porcelain goddess!
2007-07-22 14:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no proof that your toilet is or isn't a god.
And there isn't evidence to prove that there is god(s), period.
Faith in an inanimate object or idea is what makes it real to people.
2007-07-22 14:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by Quelararí 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can prove that your toilet is a GOD,but only when it is full of sh!t !!!
2007-07-22 17:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your toilet is likely a god to anyone who drinks too much. (Praying to the porcelain god.)
2007-07-22 13:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by guru 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I try not to think of my toilet as god, still
one too many beers and there I am....
...on my knees. Bowing before it.
2007-07-22 14:01:36 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix Quill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well whatever floats your boat dude.. if you think that your toilet is god, than it is... i cant prove its not.
2007-07-22 14:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by AnswerFairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe any god would tolerate its subjects defecating in its face.
2007-07-22 14:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by Captain Atom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I can not prove it. But I do have faith that it is not.
2007-07-22 14:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by REX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋