Just like your precious corporations! I want to make it so that 'he' not only has these rights, but immortality as well!
Don't tell me that 'he' doesn't have these rights either. I know the constitution. I can give him citizenship, then move him to another country and set up a tax shelter there. I can give him my own money so that he can hold it in good faith. If he files for bankruptcy, it goes on his credit, not mine. He can vote in political elections and apply for welfare, and other governmental 'bail-outs'
After doing this, I also want to do it for all the rest of my 8,115,861,748 friends, so I need an automated process for such application. I can pool all of them, and get price reductions on anything from insurance to food.
Did I mention that my little friends occasionally manifest themselves to the 'real' world as rectangular pieces of paper with unique metallic ink printing, bizarre slogans, and idolic symbolism?
2007-07-22 05:56:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
RHsaunders, great idea. we should imagine that corporations have legal citizenship status while the reality is otherwise. We could give 'pretend' corporate welfare.
2007-07-22 07:36:03 · update #1
Maybe you've got something here...let me know how things turn out.
2007-07-22 06:28:25 · answer #1 · answered by ETinda805 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The constitution applies to American Citizens. Your friend has not earned the rights they are afforded under OUR constitution.
2007-07-22 12:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
"right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness" are not in the constitution
2007-07-22 13:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you off your meds again? First of all, they have to be fingerprinted and since they are not real that is not possible. Please get a life and leave yahoo answers to people with real problems.
2007-07-22 13:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Ryan's mom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
babe is wrong again.
the constitution applies to all people under the jurisdiction of the united states.
2007-07-22 13:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by brian 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Imagine that he has filled out an application, and then imagine that it has been granted.
2007-07-22 13:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop playing with yourself.
2007-07-22 12:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by A Person 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋