one of mine is " Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy" i think Ben Franklin said that
2007-07-22 04:47:29 · 46 answers · asked by joes guitar 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, it was Ben Franklin.
Hey God, where is that tree? You know, the one with the fruit I'm not supposed to eat.
2007-07-24 03:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by Brer Buffalo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but
rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally
worn out and loudly proclaiming...
"WOW... WHAT A RIDE!!!"
2007-07-22 04:53:35 · answer #2 · answered by soifeas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love makes the world go round!
2007-07-22 07:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by Donna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm I have alot
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh.
I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
You can pick your nose and pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch
Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt
I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Boys will be boys ... so will a lot of middle aged men.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question
Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard
I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich
ugTo learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.
h.When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."
"don't drink and drive you might spill your beer"
Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
don't regret doing things, regret getting caught
None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all
"it takes a player to shoot a shot.. but it takes a team to win a game
If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.
Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be
Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.
Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus"
love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!
"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"
2007-07-22 04:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
"An Iron Pestle Can Be Ground Down to a Needle".
2007-07-22 04:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other poor bastard die for his.
General George S. Patton Jr
2007-07-22 04:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's from the bible, although I am not religious at all.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
My father simplified it by saying, "Treat people the way you want to be treated."
2007-07-22 04:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by brenderderder 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"outside of a dog, a book is a mans bestfreind, inside of a dog well its too dark to read."- Groucho marx
2007-07-22 04:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"chili man went in a hot air balloon"
"haha theres egg on your face"
"O My God! I can spell the word a!"
2007-07-22 04:55:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it think its sumthin like "i have vision ad the rest of the world wears bifocals" from Butch Cassidy adn teh sundance Kid. Paul Newman/Butch Cassidy said it
2007-07-22 04:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by Lucy B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋