2007-07-22 01:35:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Quantum indeterminacy experienced by felines of the Schrodinger variety when interacting with a high energy photon source tends to result in the collapse of the wave function. To interrupt your cat whilst performing these ablutions is really an act of mercy. I recommend the boxed cat method in which the said cat is placed in a box with a cyanide gas canister triggered by the decay of a Caesium atom. As there is no way to predict the point at which the Caesium atom will decay then the cat will then exist in a multiplicity of states across multiple universes until such time as the box is opened and the wave function is collapsed by the act of observation. In this manner Schrodinger's original cat has survived/not survived for over 60 years.Schrodinger has long since died but his descendants continue to feed the cat with drain fluffins through a flap in the box. Yes it is rude.
Trust Stooge to blab about the green beaver teeth. Just when I thought I was gonna pull.
2007-07-23 20:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A quantum cat authority on the subject, Penfold XP, has once stated... Oh crap, I forgot... Hold on, don't close the answer till he shows up and tells you. It's quite fascinating, I promise... I think he changed his name legally to Dumb Perignon or something... Just wait, he'll explain Quantum Cats, Virtual Drain Fluffins, AND Hypothetical Green Beaver Teeth.
2007-07-23 22:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, or a dog for that matter. I have seen the pursuit of a perfect sunbeam. Sometimes its an in and out process. It seems to require a great deal of meditation on their part. They go almost 'catatonic.'
2007-07-22 08:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cats don't have chlorophyll. How do they photosynthesize?!
2007-07-22 08:41:23 · answer #4 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am just here to wait for another lecture-rant from that Dr.Dump Poorignon Gentlemen... He is a genius you know!
2007-07-23 23:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can this question attract such a huge outpouring of insanity.
Well congratulations are in order.
2007-07-24 04:17:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. It is very rude. Let her be.
2007-07-22 08:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not in the least
2007-07-22 08:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by Enya Mau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just leave her to it.
2007-07-22 11:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely not
2007-07-22 08:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋