on scale of 1 is good
10 is poor
i will story for you now. listen.
onceness a time theyre was a lad name miss red riding hoodie. she was pretty woman. then big hungry wolf came and want to eat riding hood. she say "no bad wolf. cookies are for grandmother" wolf start cry. "why? give me cookies or i kill you!!" say wolfie. wolf run away. little rid riding hoodie skip along forest now wolf hiding on rock. girl say "what are you doing mr wolf?" wolf jump up and run away again. next wolf hiding on bush. girl say" what are you doing mr wolf?" now again wolf run away. now wolf hiding behind tree "girl say what are you doing mr wolf?" wolf say "doing a cr ap, leave me alone" so wolf did and wipe a s s with cool leaves. sick grandmother say what big a s s you have mr wolf. it so smelly and baboonish. you escape from new york zoo? let me call cab you for? you like? wolfie say no and steal cookie jar. cookie give wolf dioraea. wolf go to doc and say give medicine for diorea. how is english?
2007-07-22 00:50:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks for the laugh, I give you a 1 well done!
When is your book coming out I want to buy one?
2007-07-22 00:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense, your rating scale is completely inadequate to fully indicate how poor your english skills are. I'm guessing a number somewhere up in the high millions.
2007-07-22 07:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by dark_knight_1735 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 for yourEnglish, 8/10 for originality.
2007-07-22 07:54:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9. But 3 for sense of humour.
2007-07-22 07:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by billie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is better than a lot of others I hear each day here, but you obviously have studied a lot, so you have a 4 from me.
2007-07-22 07:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by Lief Tanner 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, but I think it is terrible. You're story is crap and has a lot of spelling mistakes.
2007-07-22 07:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by Lawrence 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
you are so funny!
that was a good laugh to start my day!
2007-07-22 07:53:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good...work on the spelling
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here we usually do the ten being the good end of it but i dit it your way
2007-07-22 07:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your English sucked....what a character you are...that story was freakin hilarious!thanks for the laugh!!!!
2007-07-22 07:59:27 · answer #9 · answered by Itsjustme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can understand what you are saying, however the grammar is fairly poor...
2007-07-22 07:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by wanderjahre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋