Please you rate my english skills? thank you?

Question

on scale of 1 is good
10 is poor

i will story for you now. listen.
onceness a time theyre was a lad name miss red riding hoodie. she was pretty woman. then big hungry wolf came and want to eat riding hood. she say "no bad wolf. cookies are for grandmother" wolf start cry. "why? give me cookies or i kill you!!" say wolfie. wolf run away. little rid riding hoodie skip along forest now wolf hiding on rock. girl say "what are you doing mr wolf?" wolf jump up and run away again. next wolf hiding on bush. girl say" what are you doing mr wolf?" now again wolf run away. now wolf hiding behind tree "girl say what are you doing mr wolf?" wolf say "doing a cr ap, leave me alone" so wolf did and wipe a s s with cool leaves. sick grandmother say what big a s s you have mr wolf. it so smelly and baboonish. you escape from new york zoo? let me call cab you for? you like? wolfie say no and steal cookie jar. cookie give wolf dioraea. wolf go to doc and say give medicine for diorea. how is english?

you hurt feeling alea. please think.

Answer 1

I rate you as a native speaker with a strange sense of humor.

Answer 2

I can see you are making a genuine effort to learn English. That's admirable and you are doing well so far. Learning any new language is difficult. While you still have a long way to go, you have made a good start. Please don't listen to those who would put you down. Your story was very funny. I would give you a '5' with an extra '1' for effort: total '6'. You need to work on your sentence structure and punctuation.
Keep up the good work.

Answer 3

You are a 9 in English expression. I'll give you 20 on Imagination. I'll even give you a star!

Answer 4

well on the bright side you can kinda understand whats happening but not 2 good around 8

Answer 5

poor = 1
Go back to school.