dont worry babes you'll have a new wife soon and i have written special vows that i will buy share and alow you to wear my undies
that i will always buy your stella from the back of the fridge at the shop
that breakfast in bed is a must dressed in surspenders (lacey ones of corse)
so get your devorce in and can you please find a church or reg office with a door big enuf for my butt to get in or should we go to the beach av a few stellas n a bbq xxxx
lmao luv ya lol xx
2007-07-22 10:37:19
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answered by bullbusbutt 5
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just put her in your freezer, and tell her family and friends that she moved , and you don't know where she is . Then ask all your friends to post you new frillies , and when you feel the need to put some on no one will nag you, and you can dance and sing all you want and move your booty.
But if I were you I would buy a new freezer! If you do that I won't tell anyone, what I told you to do! Have a nice day
2007-07-22 07:39:12
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answered by Flowers 7
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Marriage is about sharing. She's wrong on this one.
Tell her she has to respect your differences as a human. That, or take you to Victoria's Secret for a magnificent day of shopping.
2007-07-22 07:08:28
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answered by Deutscher Eishockey Bund 2
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its always goes this way:courtship was sweet,marriage was wonderful,after marriage , U get a nagging wife
2007-07-22 07:10:55
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answered by chasen54 5
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YOU dirty ol trambo
er..do you sniff em first
what do they smell of?
you are a depraved he~she tranni sister
a ladybloke for rent to any ol geezer
passing by,how much do you charge by the way?
2007-07-22 07:14:54
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answered by Anonymous
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Maybe she wasn't aware that she married a cross dressing perv. Tell her that you will buy your own panties and thongs from now on and won't share with her, see how she likes that!
2007-07-22 07:10:09
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answered by pitbull lover 5
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Buy your own underwear! That's something that is not generally shared!
2007-07-22 07:26:34
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answered by Debi 4
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Because you probably have a bigger waist line and you're stretching the undies out of shape.
2007-07-22 07:09:27
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answered by barbwire 7
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I wouldn't like someone wearing MY undies, even if I were married to them.
Ask her to buy you some!
2007-07-22 07:08:13
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answered by Isabella 2
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Lol! Maybe you used all of her underwears.
2007-07-22 07:08:05
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answered by Meeya 7
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