2007-07-21 18:11:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I wouldn't have the balls to do it. I'm too vein to get one anyway. It would probably be hard to do on yourself. Ask a steady handed friend to perform it and hopefully he will, and not be snippy about it. Was this answer reDICKulous?
2007-07-22 09:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It never hurts to sudy something before you do it. I studied vasectomies quite well before I went to get one.
I guess it is theoretically possible to do it yourself. People remove their own in-grown toenails all the time. I kind of doubt anyone has ever performed thier own vasectomy. You are talking about doing surgery in an awkward position (sitting up).
I didn’t have health insurance, so I got mine done at a non-profit clinic. It only cost $250. That was back in 1989. I think it only costs about $600 today. That would be a lot less risky.
2007-07-22 02:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by Marvin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you watch a few more episodes of House, Grey's Anatomy and ER for some medical research on the topic before trying to operate.
2007-07-21 18:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's actually quite easy. a small cut on the ...... and snip the vas dens, take a hot knife and cauterize the ends of the vas dens, and tape up your ....kick back and have a beer. Tomorrow you'll be just fine and another day or two you'll be riding that pony again! Or you could just pay the doctor $500 to do it for you but he's not going to provide beer,
2007-07-21 18:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by Sheriff of Yahoo! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You know those rubber bands kids put on their braces? Put one around your sack as high up as you can get it. Give that about 3 to 4 weeks. Rinse it occasionally with rubbing alcohol or Jack Daniels. You're good to go!
2007-07-21 18:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have a weed whacker, hydrogen peroxide, needle and thread! (there is a small form you will have to sign...just a minor formality.) Afterwards I will give you a lollipop and a couple of Spiderman bandages. IF you don't fidget.
Edit: Oh, and I promise not to peek!
2007-07-22 08:39:57 · answer #6 · answered by Strawberry Kissez☻ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes you should "bone" up on it maybe then it will be easier to perform on yourself lol.
2007-07-21 18:15:23 · answer #7 · answered by Joi S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really easy, just grab yourself an axe...
2007-07-21 18:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be sure you do it so that the operation is reversible. You know, sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
2007-07-22 14:53:58 · answer #9 · answered by Husker41 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charlie you are a dickens! Study hard grasshopper!
2007-07-21 18:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by MissKittyInTheCity 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋