How can I make my ROTTEN neighbors lifes a miserable hell without me getting thrown in jail...?

Question

I have some rude obnoxious neighbors who love to park huge horse trailers directly behind my driveway and we have asked them many times not to. I slammed into their brand new truck on the 4th of July at night because I did not see the truck behind me. Today the freak called the cops on me because I got TOO CLOSE to her stupid truck parked behind my driveway again. I want REVENGE!!!! What are some LEGALways or ways that will not land me in jail to make their lives a miserable hell? Be creative and funny please.

Answer 1

You must know things that they hate, like loud music, kids screaming and playing in the yard. have your friends come over and park all around their house and cars. let your kids out in the front with the water hose to play, oops their cars get wet! anything that you know will piss them off.lol♥j

Answer 2

Put Up No Parking Signs & Do Not Block Driveway, If They Do, Call A Tow Company And Have Them Towed Away~That Way You Are Justified In Your Actions If They Called The Police~

Answer 3

At this point almost anything you do in an underhanded way they'd assume it's you, but they have to have a witness to prove it so I'd place tacks point up in front of their tires, that way you didn't puncture them, just don't forget you put the tacks there and remove the excess soon as they leave so you don't get flat tires. I did something similar to this when someone kept breaking into a house we were renovating, I lined the window they kept using with my old needles (I have to have shots regularly), they weren't going to catch anything from me and it must have worked because they only did it one more time.

Answer 4

I'm sorry I can't think of anything funny for you to do, that won't come back on you. I would check with the authorities. I'm sure it is illegal for them to block your driveway. Go about getting signs put up, and call the police when they do it again.

Answer 5

... what ever happened to my sweet, shy little Ejade?! *sob*

Well... you didn't hear this from me.. but,
Buy a stuffed horse toy, and in the middle of the night, go to their porch and put the horse on the porch with a knife stuck in it's belly. Then pour red tempra paint all over the horse and their porch.
I did something similar to this once before to someone who was supposed to be my friend, but decided to turn me in to school crime stoppers for something I didn't do, but it landed me in jail anyway....

like I said, u didn't hear it from me! *shhhh*

Answer 6

Have a communication mutually with your landlord approximately this harassment. maximum places have noise ordinances, yet they generally do no longer take result till after a "existence like" time of day, like 10 pm. Shutting the door of their face is probable the perfect theory. they do no longer sound like all and sundry i might want to befriend. it incredibly is incredibly helpful to checklist (or maybe video) your guy or woman conversations (and extraordinarily do checklist her utilizing abusive language at you) and your widespread living varieties and study those events to the situations they whinge, so as which you have some no longer elementary evidence of harassment. save unique notes as time is going by, they qualify as legal documentation. They sound rather like bullies, in any different case so exasperated till they have lost their minds because of previous college pupil buddies from the previous, lol. Or...you ought to flow as quickly as your lease is up. sounds like greater rigidity than it incredibly is incredibly worth.

Answer 7

Depending what you look like, you can run around your yard naked (it is legal on your own property in Ohio anyways), or hire some 400lb hairy dude to do that, and steal their newspapers.

Answer 8

Just refer to my answer to your question about revenge.

Answer 9

just pop all of the tires and they wont know who it was