LONELY and BORED...?

Question

Anybody have any jokes or any amusing stories to tell? I'm bored as heck right now.
Can anyone cheer me up?

Lol, yeah, that'll cheer up anyone. but I wanna to talk to someone

i don't really watch that much t.v.

woah teezer, ur into that pain stuff huh lol

Answer 1

I'm not sure my story is amusing, but I went to an Elton John Concert in Washington, D.C. I had bought tickets through a secondary source for $350 on the fourth row. The next day, I won front row tickets and passes to the pre-concert as the 100th caller.

I decided to dress in sequins and my hat and glasses were much like Elton's. I brought 2 dozen gladiolas with ribbons and I went into the press room, I had the flowers in front of my face and everyone thought I was him. That was so funny. Elton was not in the room nor did he show up there.

During the concert, he had finished singing, "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me", and I got up with my flowers to give to him. A big guy grabbed me (a security guard) and started to pull me back. I told him, "I'm not going to jump the stage, I just want to give Elton the flowers". Elton was on the far left of the stage and my seat was toward the right.

As I was being dragged back, Elton saw what was happening and he picked up his microphone from his piano and said, "Let that man go", to the security officer. I was let go and Elton said, "Come here". I did and gave him the flowers and a tape I had in my pocket of my singing a few of his songs and a few of mine as well. I gave him a card that I had ready as well.

He shook my hand and took the flowers, tape and card. He Took the ribbons off of the flowers and threw them onto his piano. I was speechless and at the end of the concert he motioned for me to come back to the stage and shook my hand again. I was the only one he touched on this particular occasion.

When I was leaving the stadium, people recognized me in the parking lot (due to my glitter and costume, which was conservative compared to Elton; not to mention I had hired a limousine). I heard, "that's him". "That's the guy who stopped the concert". Many people came up to me just to touch me for some reason and I must admit I enjoyed it.

When I feel down or out, I close my eyes and think of this moment. I think of shaking hands with Elton John. I remember his eyes looking through his glasses, holding his hand and feeling the rings on his fingers and seeing the the minute details of even the soles of his shoes. I remember his loud voice in his microphone telling the guard, "Let that man go".

My flowers remained on his piano the rest of the concert. For a fan such as myself, what other thing could be such a warming thing?

Soon after, I received an autographed photo with his signature, "Thanks for the flowers, Elton". How kind for a person who has given so much and has so much more to accomplish.

Answer 2

I think you are most likely bored, however, boredom can make you feel really depressed because it's not a good feeling day in day out. It's ok to be an introvert, not everyone can be the life and soul of the party. You say you have a few friends at Uni and go home often at weekends so that sounds good. Perhaps you could take the upper hand a bit more? Why don't you initiate a night out with your Uni friends more often? Perhaps it's always someone else making the arrangements? If it is then make it your job to organise something once in a while. You could also join a gym so you have a reason to get out of the house regularly. You could ask your girlfriend if she'd like to go with you. It'd be another way of getting to spend time together. Try not to worry about only seeing your girlfriend a few times a week, you don't want to give her the impression that you're needy or have baggage. It can be a turn off. Think of how much you look forward to seeing her instead of dwelling on missing her. Plan something nice to do together once a week, take it upon yourslef to organise it to keep your mind off facebook and msn. I think you just need to break the cycle of computer and TV so that you have a change of scenery now and then.

Answer 3

One day this person was on yahoo answers and they answered this persons ? who said they were bored and here she is bored and tried of answering this persons ? because she wants to find something to do, Good Luck! And this one day at band camp!...

Answer 4

Hahaha
I googled jokes and heres one, Read it:
http://www.jokes2go.com/jokes/4170.html

Answer 5

ahh bless, have you tried repeatedly jamming your pe**s in the door, or better still,,, repeatedly jamming someone elses pe**s in the door, xxxxxxxxx

Answer 6

well this one time at band camp.......................lol jk well im bored 2 try watching a movie or goin out with sum frinds

Answer 7

well for me , here I am on a saturday nite, no beer, no cash, gf mad as hell at me ??? and Im on the computer...happy happy joy joy

Answer 8

what do u call 80 year old *****



chip chop ham

Answer 9

Try watching "scrubs":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPGWRS9B5_0

Answer 10

You can buy Uzumaki film online....
It's good

trust me...