hey beautiful
my dad was supposed to tell me he is gana et me a laptop and he said " ma elti bedik poptop?? lol
--[poptop is a chidens drink bottle]--
my mum dosnt say beaches or peaches.. she says *b1tches * lol
what is the funniest thing your parnts said?? or someone else you know ??
2007-07-21 16:05:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
I one time got an invitation to a wedding, and they wanted to make aware that parking wasn't free. I swear to god, on the invitation it said:
no barking blease.
Hahahaha. Lebanese and their inability to say P
2007-07-21 20:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Lebanese_Mafia 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I find the way Lebanese here mix english and arabic very funny:
Carbatna lbeit : We carpeted the house
Massayt el bus: I missed the bus
lyom washait wo ayyanet: Today I washed and ironed
3am betrayyin: it's raining
etc
2007-07-21 20:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if it's appropriate or not but i'm gonna say it
There's an Asian woman at a McDonald's restaurant and she says Cxxk instead of Coke lol
2007-07-21 20:05:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
me: hey ma where is the car?
mom: i BARKED it outside
me:....hahhahahaha you BARKED your car?? hahahaha
mom: go get me some BEBSI outside, I cant go the BOLICE is at the neighbors house again
me: hahahahahahahaa......
mom: ekhrasi
dad: do you want to watch this movie, ehhh its Fever B*tch??
me: shhhh! dad we are in public!!
dad: i dont care if we are in BUBLIC, do you want to watch Fever B*tch??
me: dad, its Fever PITCH
dad: thats what i said, Fever B*tch
me and my cousins and siblings speak arabic and english mixed, Like we take a verb like "2ur2us" and add -ing to the end
me: hey wain mama?? she needs to find el ma3la2a for the sa7en!!!
brother: she is 2ur2using with khalto bil garage!!
2007-07-22 01:28:11 · answer #4 · answered by ABANDONED 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Lebanese signature to every sentence: mixing three or more languages: " Hi man, kifak? ca va?"
2007-07-22 04:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
akeed mafi metlo a7la. I love that show but lately i stopped watching it :S I got kinda bored of it. I love the hashisha and maitre adel episodes
2016-05-20 01:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we are able to say P .. just a few of us are affected by our neighbors .. and can't pronounce it correctly ..
my mom says a lot of things wrong 'cuz shes Spanish and can't pronounce arabic .. lol
2007-07-21 21:30:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
how do u know a lebanese person in france?
u say "Bonjour"
he replies "BonJourrein"
2007-07-21 23:31:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I once said to my mom okie dokie and then she was like
"WHAT!!!!! are u sayng to me okie donkey?" LOL
2007-07-22 02:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
One of my cousins says BEBSI not PEPSI looooool
2007-07-21 19:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 1⤋