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Disguise a "Milk of Magnesia" bar as an ordinary chocolate bar and see if he'll eat that too.

2007-07-21 10:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1 0

My husband brought home one candy bar for himself one time. It "disappeared" and he got a little upset. I said: "oh my, honey! I thought that was for me! I know you would never just bring home only one candy bar for yourself. You're not that selfish." Then I would kiss him & make sure he smelled the chocolate on my breath.

Next time you buy a candy bar, buy about 20 of them and give him 10. Then tell him to keep his paws off yours. Hide your share if you have to.

2007-07-21 18:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hes a brave man indeeed eating a womans chocolate thats like a death wish. I say take the money out of his wallet and go but 10 candy bars and tell him he shouldn't have touched your candy bar or else he would have 10 dollars in his wallet. I say eat them all in front of him too:)

2007-07-21 17:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Vanessa M 2 · 0 0

My solution when my ex did that... smack him upside the back of the head, then took whatever goodies he was eating - if I liked it, like if he was eating another candy bar - right out of his hand and eat it, or pull his chair out from under him and make him go to the store to get me another one.

2007-07-21 17:57:00 · answer #4 · answered by sweets 3 · 0 0

Tell him you were going to give him $100,000 Grand but the money slipped through your Butterfingers and now he will get Zero.

2007-07-21 17:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

bak2 is def right

but giggly girraffe makes a great point

2007-07-21 18:30:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make him a pet food omelette, yum yum.

2007-07-21 17:58:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make a choc. cake and put some ex-lax in it.( not a lot) we don't want to make him sick, just want to make him think about it before he does it again.

2007-07-21 18:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Pat K 1 · 0 0

Moon must be full tonight. Drink his beer.

2007-07-21 17:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by Tina L 5 · 2 0

nothing, its only a candy bar... no big deal....

2007-07-21 17:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by back2future 5 · 0 0

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