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Iran Arrests 14 Squirrels For Spying
Rick Moran
Via Memorandum, Ynet has the exciting espionage story of some highly trained, stealthy rodents who were caught entering Iranian territory. Or maybe they were left wing squirrels and only wanted to surrender:
Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic. "In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services.">>
Maybe these guys could patrol our Southern Border. If they can catch 14 squirrels maybe they could catch a couple of illegal invaders. God knows they would be better than what we have now.
2007-07-21
10:17:35
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Perhaps we should have used flying squirrels. Much harder to capture.
2007-07-21
10:21:32 ·
update #1
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/News/International__Business/North_Korea_oil_for_reactor_shutdown/articleshow/2204583.cms
Just read down a little.
2007-07-21
10:26:52 ·
update #2