Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:
Without Atlanta we're Alabama
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last Names
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:
Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:
We Wish We Were In Michigan
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:
The Educashun State
Texas:
A Whole 'Nother Country!
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:
Yep
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming:
Wynot?
2007-07-21 10:07:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ United States ➔ Other - United States
That was the best laugh I've had all day! Thanks for that list...you are a riot!
addendum....why are people getting mad? I think it's funny as can be! I'm from Ga. and it is funny, ya'll...
2007-07-21 10:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by altruistic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First I basically needed to observe that i think of that's humorous that Gbx is accustomed to so little - the extensive element replace into given to the Palestinians! that's called JORDAN! a lot of human beings want to conveniently forget that. yet lower back on your stable question. all the resentment for Israel having their very own state has not something to do with who replace into there first. the two ethnicity's have had their share of immigrants (Many Palestinians are from Iraq, Yemen, and Syria) and that they the two have had centuries of family contributors lineages (There are community Israeli Jews referred to as Mizrahi and Sephardi Jews). the main suited clarification for being mad is intolerance. they don't look to be common using fact they're Jewish and some of the encompassing Muslim international places refuse to settle for something different than what they're. they're additionally green with envy using fact the Israelis in actuality became a dirt bowl right into a flourishing and thriving economic equipment and have developed the land for valuable agriculture. Now that that's properly worth something, the others like it. i could evaluate it to a rundown living house that somebody abandons and then somebody else comes alongside and maintenance it and makes it powerful, and then the different guy or woman unexpectedly needs it lower back. Ridiculous!
2016-10-22 07:12:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-07-21 10:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by summer-night-dream 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
actually i live in indiana and our slogan just chaned from ejoy indiana to restart you engine. it still sucks but not as much as you.
2007-07-21 10:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 7⤋