when someone asks you "do you have a staring problem" i wasn't even staring at her in the first place. but i need some real good comebacks for that. don't tell me fiteing back won't be the solution- i didn't post this question to hear that. so if u plan too, you could just leave.
2007-07-21 09:33:17 · 26 answers · asked by CurioslyPerfect 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Simple!
Look surprised, (you probably will be unless you were actually 'staring down' the person), smile, and say; "I'm sorry! I was actually a million miles away thinking about ... (I like "what I was going to fix for dinner", "what that rash on the back of my leg is", and "where I might have left my other pair of glasses".)
When the offended person realizes that he/she has rather rudely imagined that he/she is the center of attention, they will almost always say something glib like "oh", and wander off. Bomb defused.
NOT paying attention to someone is sometimes more of a putdown that paying too much (staring).
Best wishes!
2007-07-21 09:42:14 · answer #1 · answered by HeldmyW 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fiteing is the way 2 go. Don't let anyone stomp all over you. When she said "Do you have a staring problem" You should go with it. u should have said "even if i did have a starring problem you'd be too ugly to stare at anyways"! You won't be dissed if you said comebacks like that!
2007-07-21 16:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would only use witty comebacks with my friends. If you get punched in the nose, its not my fault. :)
If you are looking to insult, which I don't recommend, you might try:
*Nope, just morbid curiosity. (Like when you see a car wreck and you know its bad, but you cannot stop looking).
*Only you would be vain enough to think I was looking at you
*You are the one with the problem, I was just trying to figure out what it was.
*Yes, but you have an "ugly problem". I can just look away and my problem is solved, guess you are stuck with yours forever.
*Just wondering what acne/makeup you use so I never buy it.
*Just wondering why you didn't wear the big red nose today, it would have matched your clown hair nicely.
*I was trying to build up the nerve to give you the brochure on plastic surgery that I picked up for you.
I could go on, but maybe these will give you some ideas. Message me if you need more.
2007-07-21 16:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by P-Robb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a good attitude :(
What about saying:
Well if you think I was staring at you, you obviously were staring at me too...so what's YOUR problem?
OR
say
Yes, I have a staring problem, looking at you broke my eyes.
Or
No, I was just trying to figure out WHAT I was looking at.
OR
Obviously you WISH I was staring at you.
ok, that's all I could come up with.
Good luck
2007-07-21 16:39:49 · answer #4 · answered by MommaBear 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No my eyes just feel sorry for your face.
Yeah. People always like watching train wrecks.
No. I was just wondering what's hanging out of your nose.
No. Your ugly face broke my eyelids.
No. I just can't look away from that hideous outfit.
No. Your shoe's untide and I was watching to see if you'd trip.
2007-07-21 16:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"yes, i have a staring problem that makes me look at accidents"
"no, I was just wondering if a 3-course meal could be served on your a*s"
"no, you just take up too much of the room to avoid looking"
2007-07-21 16:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by justanotherfreak 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um.. hm.. well, how about when someone asks you if you have a staring problem say," No, I just gotta problem with your face!" hahahahaha your face...
2007-07-21 16:36:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Even if it's a girl, just say. "I must have. Sorry I'm starring, I just think your cute." I did that to a girl once and they just walked away. I couldn't stop laughing.
2007-07-21 16:37:04 · answer #8 · answered by RedRabbit 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my bad, im just rubber necking, your face looks like a train wreck, i cant help but stare
2007-07-21 17:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by U.S. Army Strong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its just amazing how ugly u are and if theyre bigger than u after sayin that since u dont want to fight run 4 your life lol
2007-07-21 16:37:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋