Looks like the doctors are doing to him what he's been doing to the country for the last 8 years.
2007-07-21 06:43:15 · 20 answers · asked by rann_georgia 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Sorry, bopoppa, the only fascination I have with Bush's butt is seeing it walk out the door. And as they say down here in the south: "And, don't let the screen door hit you on the way out."
To mckenziecalhou, last time I checked, the British weren't out to kill us.
Oh, well, it's to the soprano section of the church choir for a while.
2007-07-21 07:03:55 · update #1
"Looks like the doctors are doing to him what he's been doing to the country for the last 8 years"
Hey nice joke......didnt i hear that type of joke somehwere in Woody Allen's Annie Hall....although it was phrased like this.
"I once dated the secretary to J. Edgar Hoover and its funny because i was trying too do to her what he's been doing too the country for the last 10 years" or something along those lines.......its like iv'e read a lot of questions and answers on here that are blatently stolen from Bill Hicks......how about next time get some of your own material
2007-07-21 08:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Surely America has to be the only place in the world where a Colonoscopy is considered to be a perfectly normal and every day test to perform though?! In U.K.nobody pokes around up there unless there are serious symptoms suggesting it might be necessary!
2007-07-21 12:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by Forbidden 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 05:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, they failed to turn up anything with real comedy potential. At least with Reagan' s colonectomy, you could use the line, "Now he's only got a semi-colon," and the James Brown song, "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag."
2007-07-21 06:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Haha- well it's called one day of poetic justice to what we mortals have to grin and bare every day.
I just pray they mistakenly use athelete's muscle ointment for the lube.
What a bastard- couldn't get any sweeter today could it?
2007-07-21 07:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by B.o.B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No problem trying to work out where to stick the tube, Anywhere as the man is a complete ar sehole
2007-07-21 06:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by john m 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
You beat me to the punchline!!! Good for you. And Cheney got his onion dip of presidential power. They said he did nothing with it, but Cheney must have abused power somehow. How could he resist?
As for George, I'm sorry they used anesthesia and lubricant.
2007-07-21 06:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by Michael R 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Seems like you have a unhealthy infatuation with Bush's butt!
Edit.. Touche'
2007-07-21 06:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by bopoppa 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Still looking for WMD eh?
2007-07-22 01:06:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is really funny is he had it done this morning and is scheduled to go "bicycle riding" this afternoon. Bet that wont be comfortable!!
2007-07-21 06:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋