2007-07-21 06:22:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
No job, he'll be in rehab or on the show Intervention....
2007-07-21 06:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by Stealth 2 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Well, one thing's for sure, He sure wouldn't be a weekender for the National Guard now would he? And the cows would've probably kicked him in the head by now. No, seriously though, Seeing as how his Daddy was a former President at one time and his brother was a former Gov. of Florida, and seeing as how he actually was a former Gov. of Texas, I see that he may have actually made an OK Senator if he had not become Pres. Maybe that's what he should've been and then he'd get a taste of what he's dished out on a war he's created! Too bad we can't just roll back the soundbites and video and play it again, Sam! sorry, I just had to throw a funny in there!
2007-07-21 14:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by bpgagirl22 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
After spending time in jail and being homeless, he'd become a streetcorner preacher famed for his inability to speak properly. He'd become a local attraction and people would listen to him just to see how he would mangle the English language. This would land him a guest spot on the David Letterman show which would end when he realized that people were laughing at him, not with him.
2007-07-21 13:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
1)Working(owning?) for a tree service . Seems to like that work.
2) A personal trainer
3) A salesman , cars ,drugs (legal ones) , or religion, probably . (televangelist?)
4) Without Laura , or similar, maybe then - the under-the-bridge scenario.
2007-07-21 13:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by mikeinportc 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
He'd be living under the I35 bridge over Motor St in Dallas...
2007-07-21 13:31:56 · answer #5 · answered by gary12850 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
1st level technical support! Asking inane questions that both the customer and he know aren't the cause of the problem, but asking anyways.
2007-07-21 13:52:24 · answer #6 · answered by Just! Some? *Dude* 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Eventually Governor of Texas, just the same. Texas is looking for governor material every 2 years, I know Louisianna is, cause Huey Long story relates it.
2007-07-21 13:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by acct10132002 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Cleaning septic tanks
2007-07-21 14:03:58 · answer #8 · answered by jmf931 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Selling used cars, just out of rehab but back on the bottle
2007-07-21 13:40:45 · answer #9 · answered by jean 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
He would be a low-level manager who gets by doing slightly OK work
2007-07-21 13:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well, let's see...he would be in Texas, maybe with a pitch fork slinging horse carp !
2007-07-21 13:30:12 · answer #11 · answered by day by day 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋