I haven't seen YABQ (Yet Another Bonds Question) in at least 15 minutes. This is a disgraceful slippage in Y!A standards! We need MORE BONDS questions! What might be some good ones?
Like:
Does Bonds really kick puppies?
How often does Bonds steal candy from babies?
Is it true that Bonds has his financial advisors buy up mortgages on orphanages just so he can foreclose and put everyone on the street? But he only does it during cold winters?
Not enough Bonds! More, more!
2007-07-21 05:18:41 · 6 answers · asked by Chipmaker Authentic 7 in Sports ➔ Baseball
i would like to know why he insists on pushing elderly ladies down stairs.
I mean i realize that they are slow and he is an athlete who obviously is incredibly important, but you could go around. But not Barry.
I heard he once got a hat trick, by pushing the elderly lady, she then hit a blind man, knocking him down, who intern landed on a little girls puppy at the bottom of the stairs, killing it instantly. Barry's response to all this when they questioned him, "well i have to get home, Oprah's on." He then went on to say that the little girl should not be upset, because the puppy was ugly anyway.
My contention would be that he never saw the puppy until after it was squashed with it's eyes blown out of their sockets, so he really did not know that for sure.
2007-07-21 06:23:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff. You might ask who his lawyers are! The Feds look like they have him for Purjery. Oh my, I wonder if he can BOND out of jail. If he has enough savings BONDS.
Bonds worshippers unite. Report this mean guy and the mean guy that answered. Such a travesty to mock a national ICON. We must all have a common BOND.
2007-07-21 05:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you think you are funny or cute or showing any intelligence at all with this question, kiddo?
2007-07-21 05:33:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You're not funny at all
2007-07-21 05:23:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-07-21 05:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by RUSSELLL 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ask him to retire.
2007-07-21 05:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋