The three little pigs ate a box of oranges, peal and all, and turned orange. Then, anxious to be pink again, they went to the neighbour's garden, ate all the pink roses, and then - into her cupboard, and ate a couple of jars - well, several - ok, a shelfful of jars with rose petal jam!
She discovered it and came here to complain.
The three little pigs were scared and hid under the bed, only their tails - still orange - visible.
She is on our porch now, shouting invectives on the top of her voice for an hour and a half.
She does not go!
What should I do?
2007-07-21 05:10:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Priorities - get those pigs to a brick shiithouse ASAP 'cause it won't be smelling like fruit 'n flowers in a short while from now. Deal with the old bat later.
2007-07-21 05:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by The one with a tail... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the three little pigs ate roses and jam,
Then construct a pen and tell them to scram,
If your neighbor is shrieking and will go home,
Then open the screen, and throw out a stone.
Your questions are easy, your problems mundane,
Its the orange tails, that I find a pain
2007-07-21 12:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sneak out the back and go over to her house to relax.
2007-07-21 12:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by Ben 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huff anf Puff and blow the neighbour down!
2007-07-21 12:13:54 · answer #4 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well Am just saying how did they eat them.
2007-07-21 12:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot her....
2007-07-21 12:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋