2007-07-21 04:59:00 · 13 answers · asked by nofear_intrepid40 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I should've known these were coming,but I needed a good laugh.
2007-07-21 05:07:41 · update #1
Probably snuck into the Oval Office, took down the portrait of Bush, hung his own, lit up a "Cuban", and called up all of his buds to ask "Hey, guess what I'm doing?"
Of course, this all occured AFTER a chubby Intern told him to "get lost" when he offered to show her his "slick willie".
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2007-07-21 05:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by dreadneck 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shame on dreadneck for telling a fib. Laura says Cheney's willie is dry and lumpy, like an overcooked Farmer John's sausage. Just what is a "willie" anyhow?
2007-07-21 12:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Renamed the country Jesusland.
2007-07-21 12:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by douglas l 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Classified trillions of documents as super secret ultra mega Top secret
2007-07-21 12:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Slept in. The world didn't come to a halt as some people thought it would.
2007-07-21 12:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i think he had brunch then watched an old black and white movie starring betty davis. i think he is taking a nap now.
2007-07-21 12:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He didn't push the Button.
Count your blessings.
2007-07-21 12:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by honmani2 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Business as usually, he knows he the real boss,
2007-07-21 12:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by jean 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He pardoned himself in advance.
2007-07-21 12:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
He's huntin lawyers!
2007-07-21 12:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋