if you won the Oscar what would you say in your speech?

Answer 1

Tonight's Academy Award for Best Comedy...... Comedian.............Song Lyrics, is presented to::......
Fair Weather Friends.
Am so excited and tryed to prepare for this occasion.........well; you'll see what I mean!

The curtains open and 3 large parrots are walking on stage.

"Hello" "Thank you". "Don't you dare touch me or I'll poop on you." "Thank you," and the Moluccan Cockatoo bows her beautiful orange head, laughing under her breath. She rolls sideways, across the stage, about 2 feet away, then stands, sticking out her tongue in the direction of the bird walking her way.

A beautiful Amazon parrot struts to the middle of the stage. Puts his foot up, with toes extended, over his face, and lets out a hilarious laugh. "See, I told you, I'm shy" ""Yuk, doesn't smell too good under those feathers, I need some deoderant." The audience breaks out in an uproar of laughter. He lies down on the floor, with legs stiff in the air. "Help me I'm stiff and I can't get up." I show him the remote control for his TV and he is suddenly standing at attention and says, "If you liked that, I can dance for you. "Turns his rear toward the audience and shakes his booty, then dances in circles to join the first bird.

Not to be outdone, the last bird, an Umbrella Cockatoo casually steps up to the spotlight. As soon as I hand him the microphone, he says, quietly as he can, "Move over clowns, it's my turn." Then suddenly, "Can anybody hear me?" He starts to sing, "Picklejuice Had Some Clowns" as the birds walk together in a line acrpss the stage dancing and singing a finale of "Fair Weather Friends", as audience members give a standing ovation.
My proud husband, walks up on stage to join us.

Answer 2

Nvm- I would say that I would say

I would tell you all the things about by friends, and family. And how they were so great, but that would have went on forever and would have been really imbarrasing for them so I edited my speach (yes, I spent time alone in my room writing this down on que card, so shhh..) so umm... THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!!!
oh and then walk of the stage singing the A B C's

oh then I would bow, spin in a circle and yell 'SHABAM!'

Answer 3

Thanks for giving me this award for something as silly as acting. Plus I get overpaid for this! I know there are people out there with more important jobs such as trying to find cures for cancer, Alzheimer's, and diabetes, plus they are underpaid and have to find funds for their life saving research. But I get paid millions to be a silly actor that people worship. Thank you, now the least I can do is give some of my silly earned money to research. Maybe I can auction off my oscar so that some little child can get cured.

Answer 4

If I won the Oscar
I would say what came from straight form the heart
In that moment in time.

Answer 5

"Wow...I am SO surprised because I wasn't even cast as a lead in my 7th grade Romeo and Juliet production! And look where I am right now. Heck yes!"

Haha.
Oh and one more thing- I DID have the lead in my 9th grade play "Wait till the Sun Shines Nelly, or so Long Snivelheart!"

and yes...that was the name.

=]

Answer 6

Thanks to everyone who supported me in my career you know who you are, and if your not sure this isn't for you. Then I'd thank God and the casting directors who chose me for the part I won the Oscar for.

Answer 7

I even have lots of those that i do no longer could desire to thank. I purely thank myself and no person else. If everyone else became in touch i does no longer have been provided this award. I purely want all people became as good as me. merely joking.that they had could desire to push the Rap It Up container.

Answer 8

OMG OMG! I would just like to thank every one: my parents, my dog, my pet goldfish, that crazy old lady next door, my producer, that guy in the third row with the mohawk, and all my fans!!

Answer 9

I'd like to thank my family, friends, but I'd like to make sure that all of you know winning this had absolutely nothing to do with you guys. I deserved this without you! just kidding!

Answer 10

This is to my mom who always believed in me. Thank you all, especially to the faimly that said that I couldn't do it. To them I would also like to say, HA!