2007-07-21 03:40:08 · 44 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
an angry badger
2007-07-21 03:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spatula!
It worked a treat 'cos when I threatened the casserole bowl one time.... I hit it! Just didn't realise how hard I had I hit it, it smashed into pieces. (serves it right!!) So it was a good weapon to have in hand. :-D
Do not be fooled by the look of the SPATULA!!!
((*sigh * had to buy a new casserole bowl though))
Pencils are a good weapon to have handy if anyone bugs you... ;-D
2007-07-21 23:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A wooden chair, like a lion tamer, when attacked by a nutcase with a long kitchen knife. Thank goodness it was there and not to heavy. Pinned him to the wall, and managed to dis arm him. Then we all sat on him!! lol .... the good old days working in a mental hospital.
But I rarely go out with out my car keys in my hand and a small can of hair lacquer of Jiff Lemon in my pocket.
I might LOOK like a vunerable woman, but hey BRING IT ON!
2007-07-21 03:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by SUPER-GLITCH 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My left arm during a mugging (I was being mugged). Used an overhead block before coming in with a straight punch to the solar plexus thus debilitating the nasty man.
2007-07-21 05:21:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 12inch rubber dildo...and I am being serious (not rude) when me and my g/f first started dating her dog took a dislike to me coz he got kicked out the bedroom when I stayed over.
One night he got in the room and jumped on me so I grabbed hold of something in the dark and whacked him on the nose the g/f grabbed him threw him out the room. When she turned the light on I saw I was holding the said item
2007-07-21 03:48:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slippers
2007-07-21 03:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by Lilaki 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Plastic Hockey puck....while in college I used it to make a point that a pest was no longer invited in the room...a nearly clean hit on his head sent him scampering.
2007-07-21 05:24:38 · answer #7 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dish soap squirted on the floor
2007-07-21 04:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A toothpick. I was fighting Tom Thumb. He won.
2007-07-21 03:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by pestilpen3 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when i was 15 me and my schoolfriends used to bunk off into town and buy a box of matches and a large can of hairsrpay each, to have flamethrower fights with. light the match, spray, and watch the pretty flames. oh, the joy and singed jumpers!
2007-07-21 03:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by pheromonefudge 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I handcuffed a Cop when he tried to arrest me.That was kind of a bad decision. With fights I use my mind/will, if that doesn't work i use their body.
2007-07-21 03:46:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋